If you keep people on hold, one of the crazy ones will take offense & stalk you.
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Inexorable Consequences
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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If one of the crazy ones takes offense and stalks you, you will start acting crazy in order to scare off.
If you start acting crazy in order to scare them off, you will also scare off everyone else.
If you start acting crazy in order to scare them off, you will also scare off everyone else.
If you start posting on a religious forum, you will visit youtube looking for blasphemous videos to post.
If you find that video of 4consideration throwing eggs at Wirey's house, you will covet her.
If you ignore her other dishes, she will toss a can of Progresso soup at your head.
If you take it between the eyes, you will see stars.
If you see stars, you will believe that 4consideration is heavenly.
If you believe that 4consideration is heavenly, you will try to sneak in a smooch.
If your mustaches get tangled, you'll buy Wirey's Down Home Mustache Untangling Cream.
If your mustaches get tangled, you will look deeply into her eyes.
If you buy Wirey's Down Home Mustache Untangling Cream and use it while looking deeply into her eyes, you accidently get the cream all up your nose.
If you buy Wirey's Down Home Mustache Untangling Cream and use it while looking deeply into her eyes, you accidently get the cream all up your nose.
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If you get Wirey's Down Home Mustache Untangling Cream (aka AstroGlide) all up your nose, you will sneeze it upon her.
If you sneeze it upon her, she will smell of sin & shame.
If you sneeze it upon her, she will smell of sin & shame.
If she smells of sin & shame, she will radiate goodness from within and transmute it into virtue and honor.
If she radiates goodness from within and transmute it into virtue and honor, you will gently groom her mustache.
If you gently groom her mustache, you will realize that it is not 4consideration after all and that it is Wirey that has put a spell on you to make you think it was 4consideration.
If you mistakenly stroke Wirey's mustache, you will spend the next few hours driving the porcelain bus.