If you lecture them for wasting money and being lazy, they will offer some Ouzo to distract you from the issue.
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Inexorable Consequences
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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If they offer some Ouzo to distract you from the issue, you will drink too much.
If you obsess about the issue, you will forget to change the oil in your car.
If you forget to change the oil in your car, you will get lazy about taking care of your car.
If you get lazy about taking care of your car, you will forget to put gas in it.
If you get lazy about taking care of your car, you will forget to put gas in it.
If you can't use your car when you really need it, you will start walking places.
If the locals plot against you, you will turn your house into a fortress.
If you feel like The Man, you will upgrade to Johnny Walker Black Label scotch.
If you amaze yourself on how quickly you learn how to tie your shoes with one hand, you will take up juggling chainsaws & butcher knives.
If you take up juggling chainsaws & butcher knives, you will do it only once.
If you do it only once, you will feel like a quitter.
If you feel like a quitter, you will take up welding for some self esteem.
If you take up welding for some self esteem, you will start fixing & making things.
If you feel like a quitter, you will take up welding for some self esteem.
If you take up welding for some self esteem, you will start fixing & making things.
If you start fixing and making things, you will attract all the ladies.
I fixed a horse race once. Does that count?