If you question your sanity, you will visit a psychologist.
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Inexorable Consequences
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If you visit a psychologist, you will tell him/her of your deepest secrets and fears.
if you wear pajamas in public, you will discover that being comfortable is better than conforming.
If you discover that being comfortable is better than conforming, you will start a "Be Yourself" movement.
If you can never make fun of anyone named Yusef, you will tease people named Francis.
If you will never be able to make fun of anyone named Yusef, you will decide not to make fun of anyone.
If you tease people named Francis, they will all form an alliance against you.
If the mother of one of them, who is a witch, transforms you into a Mice, named Francis Yusef you will have the power to post within the exact same minute of another poster on this thread.
If....if.....uh....if some people form an alliance against you about the same time another poster posts, you will be ill at ease.
If you refute Einstein's Theory of Relativity, smart people will roll their eyes when you talk.
If smart people roll their eyes when you talk, you will tell them that your hair is naturally blonde but that you just dye it brown.
If you tell smart people that your hair is naturally blonde but that you just dye it brown, they will make "artificial intelligence" jokes.
If they make "aritificial intelligence" jokes, you won't get them.
If you don't get them, you will think they are being serious.
If you think they are serious, you will think that they think you are really smart.
If you don't get them, you will think they are being serious.
If you think they are serious, you will think that they think you are really smart.
If you think that smart people think you're smart too, you will grow a beard.
If you grow a beard, people will think you are in ZZ TOP and will ask for your autograph.
If people think you are in ZZ Top & ask for your autograph, you will have sex with groupies.