Insult The Poster Before You!

[Brickjectivity]

He is a borg princess that can't be returned to the toy store, because the receipt has gotten lost.

 

[Wu Wei]

wears clothes 3 sizes to big and then tells people how much weight he lost

 

[4consideration]

Bought a cabin in the mountains and opened a travel company, offering "An Authentic Goldilocks and the Three Bears style adventure."

Promises a "Once in Lifetime experience!"

We know what the means, mister!

 

[Wu Wei]

Just CAN'T keep a secret

 

[Brickjectivity]

Today's Non Sequitur is about the bear menace in his teens: Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for Mar 30, 2017 | GoComics.com

 

[Wu Wei]

disseminator of lies and propaganda

 

[Thief]

incubator of fleas and propped up

 

[Wu Wei]

Can't even get an insult right

 

[Revoltingest]

Takes great pains to ensure he dresses on the left.
Pointless for one who wears no pants!

 

[Wu Wei]

Wears Hawaiian shirts every day....generally forgets pants

 

[Revoltingest]

Goes to auctions, & instead of bidding he yells "Bingo!".

Btw, I don't forget.
It's intentional.
(Prevents bear attacks.)

 

[Thief]

has the taste buds of a bear.....
will eat anything
including haggis

 

[Brickjectivity]

He dresses up like a cowboy to watch his Gunsmoke DVDs.

 

[Thief]

Gunsmoke is free on public tv

and I prefer the old monster movies

you on the other hand.....are pigeon holed
and likely pigeon toed

 

[Wu Wei]

Thinks the Macarena is a martial arts form for ninjers..and he does it daily...this is why he thinks he's a ninjer

 

[Thief]

thinks polka has something to do with card playing

 

[Wu Wei]

Always falls for the "Wanna play 52 pickup" line in card.

 

[Thief]

voted for Yogi Bear as a write in
Boo Boo for vice president

 

[Wu Wei]

Yes I did, and it was a much better choice than the options we had...and you know it......

And now I should insult you...... Thief has a HUGE crush on Hilary Clinton that he wants kept secret from @Revoltingest who also has a crush on Hillary

 

[Thief]

Hillary has already been crushed
Revolt can have what's leftover

as for you.....you apolitical excuse for a talking bear.....

go juggle a stick