Wow. You actually cant accept the fact that people are differant than you, and dont need sex/masturbation. Laughter is much better.
I'm going ot give you the benefit of the doubt that you are being honest about your own sexual desires. But I've really never met anybody, at least who isn't elderly (or pre-pubescent), who does not get horny fairly regularly (and then need to masturbate). UNLESS they are A-sexual. Is it possible that you are asexual or do you just experience less sexual desire than most people? If this is the case then it would be fair to acknowledge that most people wpuld go nuts if they did not find a release for their sexual energy because it can be a very powerful feeling. We can't really help it (trust me, I wish it weren't so).