exchemist
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Well BPH actually, but yeah probably.
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Male Gay Characteristics
- Thread starter Secret Chief
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Mannerisms, speech (choice of words, intonation). There is a documentary called Do I Sound Gay? that explores one man's study of it. Most people say they didn't know I'm gay, and are surprised to find out I am. Others have said they knew immediately. I know that when I'm tired and my "guard" is down my mannerisms and speech tend to change.
At my former job we had a new vp of marketing who came to our location to introduce himself. As soon as he started speaking I thought "he's as gay as a picnic basket" (not that there's anything wrong with that). My (female) boss and (female) coworker later asked me what I thought of him. I said he was smokin' hot and as queer as a herd of unicorns. They said "Nooo, how do you know!?" I said he is, trust me. They insisted he was straight until they saw his and his husband's wedding pictures. Lol
At my former job we had a new vp of marketing who came to our location to introduce himself. As soon as he started speaking I thought "he's as gay as a picnic basket" (not that there's anything wrong with that). My (female) boss and (female) coworker later asked me what I thought of him. I said he was smokin' hot and as queer as a herd of unicorns. They said "Nooo, how do you know!?" I said he is, trust me. They insisted he was straight until they saw his and his husband's wedding pictures. Lol
Secret Chief
Vetted Member
Hehe. I don't think I can find out any more. She can't apparently remember who said it and I'm not about to question all my colleagues over the matter. Or perhaps I could hit on them all and see who's the most shocked.
It will probably have to be one of those Why on earth did they leave such a cliffhanger and then not commission another series?
Tamino
Active Member
Yes, you need to understand that well-shaped breasts can be terribly distracting if you're attracted to that sort of thing.
I once sat in the train with a young woman in the seat across from me, and I thought that she looked oddly attractive... even though she was too young for me and the face and hair was not really my type... Still, there was something about her...
Took me half the ride to figure it out: her breasts were the same size and shape as my wife's!
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I didn't tell her that, though.
Secret Chief
Vetted Member
The fellow traveller or your wife?
Tamino
Active Member
The traveller... My wife got to hear all about it, of course!
Secret Chief
Vetted Member
Brave.
Tamino
Active Member
Why brave? It was a perfect opportunity to do an inspection of the relevant area. Purely for comparative data, of course...Brave.
Secret Chief
Vetted Member
Careful - that halo is slipping.Why brave? It was a perfect opportunity to do an inspection of the relevant area. Purely for comparative data, of course...
How did you pitch it? -
"So anyway I was looking at this attractive young woman on the train today, trying to figure out what I was specifically being attracted to and it suddenly hit me - it was her breasts! And do you know what...er...oh, is that my suitcase?..."
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Tamino
Active Member
Yeah, that is pretty much verbatim what I said.
We don't really do jealousy. We have that type of relationship, we totally went to watch Wolverine in the cinema because Hugh Jackman runs around topless half the movie and we both enjoy the view.
Or as the saying goes: Appetit holen darf man sich, aber gegessen wird zu Hause - roughly "you can work up an appetite outside, but you eat at home."
Effeminacy and especially swinging their hips. But only bottoms swing their hips, so tops are harder to clock. Lol
Secret Chief
Vetted Member
I'm 63. You think my hips might swing?
Sure. Well, in your case, it would be breaking a hip, but we'll go with swinging.I'm 63. You think my hips might swing?
Does that mean there may have been times when you were correctly taken for being gay?
McBell
Unbound
No.Does that mean there may have been times when you were correctly taken for being gay?
Simply because I am not gay.
Were you singing Broadway show tunes
as you delicately pranced about the office
gossiping with the gals?
In my country....if you don't stare and catcall at Monica Bellucci passing by, you are called gay.
That's what the male gay characteristics are, in my country. In a nutshell.
That's what the male gay characteristics are, in my country. In a nutshell.
Secret Chief
Vetted Member
I was!
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
"Pore Jud is daid
A Candle lights his haid"