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Male Gay Characteristics

Secret Chief

Vetted Member
Ok so I asked and you'll all be keen to know her response :rolleyes:

She said she hadn't assumed (I still think she used that word) but that she had been told by someone else (not a student).

Curioser and curiouser.
 

exchemist

Veteran Member
Ok so I asked and you'll all be keen to know her response :rolleyes:

She said she hadn't assumed (I still think she used that word) but that she had been told by someone else (not a student).

Curioser and curiouser.
I don't think I've ever been taken for gay but I recall an odd conversation, decades ago now, with a slightly drunk Dutchman friend of a colleague who, having said he agreed with everything I had just said (on some contentious point of politics), remarked : "Absolutely. If you were a woman I'd **** you." I think it was intended as a sort of compliment but I must admit I was disconcerted. After that I always referred to this guy as "Jan van der Homosexualist". :)
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
I don't think I've ever been taken for gay but I recall an odd conversation, decades ago now, with a slightly drunk Dutchman friend of a colleague who, having said he agreed with everything I had just said (on some contentious point of politics), remarked : "Absolutely. If you were a woman I'd **** you." I think it was intended as a sort of compliment but I must admit I was disconcerted. After that I always referred to this guy as "Jan van der Homosexualist". :)
Odd compliment I got at a LGBT bar... (My roommate vvas a lesbian and begged me to go with her.)

A woman came up and tapped my shoulder: "Excuse me. I understand you're straight, but I just had to let you know you've got the best [boobs] in the bar!"

The woman was so meek about it... I laughed and thanked her and we went our separate ways. I appreciated the politeness of delivery of a somewhat crude compliment.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Odd compliment I got at a LGBT bar... (My roommate vvas a lesbian and begged me to go with her.)

A woman came up and tapped my shoulder: "Excuse me. I understand you're straight, but I just had to let you know you've got the best [boobs] in the bar!"

The woman was so meek about it... I laughed and thanked her and we went our separate ways. I appreciated the politeness of delivery of a somewhat crude compliment.


Damnit, i can't unread that, you'll always be thought of as "best boobs" now ;-)
 

Secret Chief

Vetted Member
Odd compliment I got at a LGBT bar... (My roommate vvas a lesbian and begged me to go with her.)

A woman came up and tapped my shoulder: "Excuse me. I understand you're straight, but I just had to let you know you've got the best [boobs] in the bar!"

The woman was so meek about it... I laughed and thanked her and we went our separate ways. I appreciated the politeness of delivery of a somewhat crude compliment.
My wig and makeup fooled you then?
 

exchemist

Veteran Member
Odd compliment I got at a LGBT bar... (My roommate vvas a lesbian and begged me to go with her.)

A woman came up and tapped my shoulder: "Excuse me. I understand you're straight, but I just had to let you know you've got the best [boobs] in the bar!"

The woman was so meek about it... I laughed and thanked her and we went our separate ways. I appreciated the politeness of delivery of a somewhat crude compliment.
Now I really want you to come over and we can have that peeing contest.............:laughing:

(Actually you would win, as I'm struggling a bit with a spot of old man's trouble in that dept. these days)
 
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