My Coffee is soooo Strong!

[Thief]

You must choose between coffee and love.

i chose to delete that terrible joke

I had to prove to myself I am stronger than my coffee!

 

[Wu Wei]

Atlas holds up planet earth..... my coffee holds everything else

 

[Thief]

Atlas drinks my coffee

he holds up the earth to burn off what it does to him

 

[Thief]

My coffee is soooooo strong......

I got a memo from heaven ......lighten up on the damn recipe!

and the devil giggled

 

[Brickjectivity]

They sent my coffee to hell but it was too strong and came back on its own.

 

[Wu Wei]

My coffee is so strong, to drink it you need a Pyrex glass lines led cup

 

[Thief]

My coffee is so strong, to drink it you need a Pyrex glass lines led cup

was that English?

I think you've been drinking MY coffee

 

[Brickjectivity]

Porcelain bricks can be fashioned into coffee mugs, not that it matters.

 

[Thief]

Porcelain bricks can be fashioned into coffee mugs, not that it matters.

ok....so someone using my recipe vandalized a brick wall.....

I can only hope the men in black don't come knocking on my door

 

[Wu Wei]

Things I have accidently spilled my coffee on

 

[Brickjectivity]

Wow. We should really get your coffee tested.

 

[Thief]

my coworkers have tested my coffee

some of them don't talk to me anymore

 

[Brickjectivity]

Everybody thinks their coffee is the best until they try mine.

 

[Wu Wei]

My coffee is strong that in some states it is considered a weapon.

 

[Brickjectivity]

N. Korea has banned my coffee, but its thriving on the black coffee market!

 

[Wu Wei]

It is illegal for North Korea to have my coffee...it is listed under the US weapons embargo

 

[Brickjectivity]

N Korea has accused my coffee of subverting the young!

 

[Thief]

my coffee is not for everyone.
it's on the black market now

only the richly infamous may test

at their own risk of course

 

[Wu Wei]

A hiker once accidentally spilled a cup of my coffee on a mountain in Mexico

 

[Thief]

it could have been much worse....with MY coffee!