My Coffee is soooo Strong!

[Wu Wei]

The coffee beans to make my coffee are so dangerous, you need Personal Protective Equipment just to harvest the beans.

 

[Thief]

I hire expendables

yeah i know..not my best
but someone's gotta do it

 

[Brickjectivity]

Wow that is pretty amazing. My coffee is quite strong but is containable enough to replace the hydrazine fuel in rockets. That is part of its quiet charm.

 

[Wu Wei]

Hmm, they must have switched to your coffee after they found out mine was to strong when they tried it with SpaceX

 

[Brickjectivity]

No, that was just Elon Musk farting. He's such a character.

 

[Thief]

I'm going to set a station on the moon for the brewing op
it's becoming dangerous to continue on earth

then I will trade name my brew as Moon Juice

the most expensive coffee on earth

stand aside Starbucks...

 

[Thief]

had to scrap the Moon Juice idea.....

I told my coffee what I wanted to do....

It told me ....no

 

[Brickjectivity]

had to scrap the Moon Juice idea.....

I told my coffee what I wanted to do....

It told me ....no

Gudness, gracious!

 

[Wu Wei]

My coffee is so strong...it has been used to topple several governments

 

[Brickjectivity]

My coffee never topples governments, because it becomes the government.

 

[Thief]

I'm not worried about the government

I'm worried about the way my coffee talks to me

I used to abuse my coffee
now it's doing it to me!

first it tells me how sweet it is.....
then it hits me in the head
then it hits me in the stomach

and then it what to know.....if I want to go another round!

 

[Thief]

and heaven help me......I do...

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm not so sure it is as much your coffee that is at issue here as it is you may want to seek professional help..... especially if your coffee is talking to you

 

[Brickjectivity]

There are moonbeams in my coffee. Its like drinking a little of the moon. That is why it makes you feel light headed.

 

[Thief]

There are moonbeams in my coffee. Its like drinking a little of the moon. That is why it makes you feel light headed.

so...you stole moon rocks from NASA and brewed them in your coffee?

I can respect the burglary.

 

[Thief]

so...I cut a deal with my coffee...

I won't call it toxic waste
and it won't choke me so hard

 

[Brickjectivity]

so...you stole moon rocks from NASA and brewed them in your coffee?

I can respect the burglary.

There is respect among thieves. They even share coffee.

 

[Wu Wei]

Tarantulas, Black Mambas, rattle snakes, Komodo dragons and gila monsters fear my coffee

 

[Thief]

There is respect among thieves. They even share coffee.

let me be your friend and say......

never drink coffee at a ninja's house

not that you would ever know where to find one

and if you did.....the invitation to coffee...........................................

 

[Thief]

Tarantulas, Black Mambas, rattle snakes, Komodo dragons and gila monsters fear my coffee

my coffee can be used in sea water to eradicate box jelly fish

but it kills everything else too.

the EPA won't let me sell it as jellicide