My Coffee is soooo Strong!

[Thief]

Its good in moderation I think. No I do not drink it for my health but because its constantly around, and I crave it when I smell it. I do not like watery coffee though. Watery coffee is an insult. Its like those stale doughnuts that hotel owners leave out for months and call it continental breakfast.

try this!.....if you dare!

using a thermos for measure....pour bottled water into a sauce pan
measure all that you dare to......three shot glasses for me...
and ease the ground unto the water
do not stir

turn on the heat and bring to the sound of a boil
reduce heat
no agitation
when the grind has sunk from the surface.....it's done

carefully pour into the thermos using a tea ball for a strainer
when the fine sediment appears.....stop

I use plenty of sugar
the poison is easier to swallow that way

 

[Brickjectivity]

try this!.....if you dare!

using a thermos for measure....pour bottled water into a sauce pan
measure all that you dare to......three shot glasses for me...
and ease the ground unto the water
do not stir

turn on the heat and bring to the sound of a boil
reduce heat
no agitation
when the grind has sunk from the surface.....it's done

carefully pour into the thermos using a tea ball for a strainer
when the fine sediment appears.....stop

I use plenty of sugar
the poison is easier to swallow that way

How much water?

 

[Wu Wei]

try this!.....if you dare!

using a thermos for measure....pour bottled water into a sauce pan
measure all that you dare to......three shot glasses for me...
and ease the ground unto the water
do not stir

turn on the heat and bring to the sound of a boil
reduce heat
no agitation
when the grind has sunk from the surface.....it's done

carefully pour into the thermos using a tea ball for a strainer
when the fine sediment appears.....stop

I use plenty of sugar
the poison is easier to swallow that way

Sissy coffee, that is unless you boil it down to a thick black ooze and THEN drink it STRAIGHT......with NO SUGAR!!!!

 

[Thief]

Sissy coffee, that is unless you boil it down to a thick black ooze and THEN drink it STRAIGHT......with NO SUGAR!!!!

well I do use yesterday's leftover to restart the next batch
do so until friday
when at that point...even I....can't stand my own handiwork

and yes.....I like sugar

and yes again.....the ooze is there in the bottom of the cup
it really does look like mud

 

[Thief]

How much water?

that's what the thermos is for.....

 

[Wu Wei]

My coffee is so strong that both China and the USA have approached me asking if they can use my coffee to deal with the North Korean Problem

 

[Brickjectivity]

I think China does not care about N. Korea or there wouldn't be a problem; however coffee would perhaps dissolve some issues.

 

[Thief]

that's what the thermos is for.....

what is the thermos for.........??????

measure actually
one thermos of water
how ever many shots of grind you can do.....

 

[shunyadragon]

From the Orange Dog Poet

Coffee

Nutty
Butty
Organic
Tannic
Manic
One Source
Bores
Blends
Steeped cow hides
Mild hide
Pungent tides
Caffeine free
Meal flavored
Half-caffeinated
Over rated
Bait made
Fair trade
Smoked
Choked
Grossed
Light roast
Green roast
Burnt toast
Toffee
Barfy
Coffee iced
Brown bergs
Geisha
Pricey Peisha
Pungent
Redundant
Cut cedar
Bark eater

Woof!!

How about a cup of coffee!

Frank Doonan
Orange Dog Poet

 

[Thief]

and how strong is your coffee....?

can it form a stain on the stainless steel pot?

my coffee is soooooooo strong it can brown the stainless steel

 

[Wu Wei]

my coffee melts stainless steel AND tungsten

 

[Brickjectivity]

Wow that is some very strong coffee, bud. There is a state visitor center in North Carolina that has free so-called coffee that tastes a bit like sun-tea. Weak! They probably use 1/4 the normal amount of coffee in their coffee machine.

 

[Thief]

my coffee melts stainless steel AND tungsten

you just exaggerating ......

besides...it's not really important what coffee does to the stainless steel pot

it's what it does to YOUR MIND!

hehehehehehehe

 

[Wu Wei]

What it does to my mind...... are you NUTS!!!! it would melt your brain.....

 

[Thief]

What it does to my mind...... are you NUTS!!!! it would melt your brain.....

well.....sounds like you're finally learning to make coffee

 

[Wu Wei]

My coffee is so strong that simply talking about drinking it is listed as a mental disorders in the DSM-5

 

[Thief]

my coffee is sooooo strong....Freud would be curious

and maybe too curious

 

[Brickjectivity]

My coffee is so strong that simply talking about drinking it is listed as a mental disorders in the DSM-5

Oh, that's decent, and since the psychologists are enthralled by my coffee they leave it out of the DSM.

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh, that's decent, and since the psychologists are enthralled by my coffee they leave it out of the DSM.

How insidious.... your coffee is not deadly....but addicting...... that is just evil........ and I'm ok with that....congratulations.

 

[Thief]

my coffee is soooo strong....

it WANTS to infect you

you've all seen Body Snatchers....the movie......right?