My Coffee is soooo Strong!

[Wu Wei]

my coffee can be used in sea water to eradicate box jelly fish

but it kills everything else too.

the EPA won't let me sell it as jellicide

Your coffee finally got on that list...congratulations...I've been wondering when your coffee would get on that list with mine

 

[Thief]

Your coffee finally got on that list...congratulations...I've been wondering when your coffee would get on that list with mine

my coffee was also banned by the Geneva convention

an unlawful war weapon

 

[Wu Wei]

my coffee was also banned by the Geneva convention

an unlawful war weapon

My coffee has been on that list for years

Meteor Crater, Arizona, was not actually formed by a meteor...it was a government test facility that was testing my coffee and they accidently spilled a cup.... they then tried to cover is all up as a meteor strike to avoid mass panic on a global scale

 

[Thief]

my recipe is actually quite old...
handed down from one generation of ninja to another

Krakatoa was a slip of the pot

 

[Brickjectivity]

my recipe is actually quite old...
handed down from one generation of ninja to another

Krakatoa was a slip of the pot

Right. Generations of ninja have survived your 'Coffee' recipe have they? Riyeeee....t.

 

[Thief]

Right. Generations of ninja have survived your 'Coffee' recipe have they? Riyeeee....t.

ninjas can survive a great many things

my coffee will have adverse affects.......even on me

but Thief is ninja!

 

[Wu Wei]

My coffee is not allowed in California because of the San Andreas fault.... they are afraid if anyone ever spilled it....they'd lose California

 

[Thief]

California is a lost cause no matter what

but given my coffee in small doses......they might snap out of it

 

[Brickjectivity]

My coffee is quite strong. It has nano-particles.

 

[Wu Wei]

My coffee is so strong I can no longer contain it. It dissolved my coffee cup this morning, ate through the table and went into the ground.... it is currently heading towards the center of the earth

 

[Brickjectivity]

That's fine. The center of the Earth is full of my coffee already. Everything will be fine.

 

[Thief]

If my coffee ever made it to the center of the earth......

well.....let's just pray I don't let that happen

 

[Brickjectivity]

Drinking my coffee is good for the environment.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well my coffee is almost to at the core....been nice knowing you all

 

[Brickjectivity]

My coffee is so strong it lays eggs.

 

[Wu Wei]

I think you're confusing you coffee with the Cadbury Bunny

 

[Thief]

the Energizer Bunny drank my coffee.........once

 

[Brickjectivity]

Sometimes strong coffee puts people to sleep by exhausting their adrenals. Its not a healthy situation.

 

[Thief]

you drink coffee for your health?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Its good in moderation I think. No I do not drink it for my health but because its constantly around, and I crave it when I smell it. I do not like watery coffee though. Watery coffee is an insult. Its like those stale doughnuts that hotel owners leave out for months and call it continental breakfast.