Sultan Of Swing
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HEEHEEHEE. This is where I got the "magic" term from[youtube]I225Vcs3X0g[/youtube]
YouTube - ‪Atheist Comedy - The Great Flood‬‏
This explains it all......
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HEEHEEHEE. This is where I got the "magic" term from[youtube]I225Vcs3X0g[/youtube]
YouTube - ‪Atheist Comedy - The Great Flood‬‏
This explains it all......
So how many animals? How many kinds were there?All creatures weren't put on the Ark, just a representative of each kind.
I mentioned something about this in another thread - the M/V Becrux is a cattle ship with approximately the same dimensions as the dimensions given for the Ark in Genesis. It holds up to 1400 cattle.With all the animals I wouldnt think heating would be an issue, but animals do survive in cold weather. The Ark had a cooling system, across the top it had windows.
Au contraire! Genesis says that the Ark was made from "gopher wood", and since nothing called "gopher wood" exists today, we can assume it has whatever properties we want!(This is ignoring the fact that it's completely impossible to construct a Becrux without modern engineering.)
The trend now is towards claiming that such stories were not meant to be taken literally
because such literal belief is hard to maintain in a more educated and rational society,
especially when you can no longer kill and torture those pesky doubters as a lesson to others about what happens to smarty pants who question the plausability of religious tales.
What do you mean, doesn't exist? I've seen it.Au contraire! Genesis says that the Ark was made from "gopher wood", and since nothing called "gopher wood" exists today, we can assume it has whatever properties we want!
An atheist who thinks these stories were meant to be taken literally isn't any better off than a religious person who thinks the same thing. The only difference is in the reactions to the misconception.
Personally I view them in a literal fashion because the way they're portrayed is to be taken literally. I know the creation narrative didn't happen but when you look at the genealogy given in the NT it's plain to see that the NT writers viewed them as literal by asserting that the biblical Yeshua (Jesus) genealogy traces back to Adam. Paul reveals that "sin" can be traced back to a supposed act that the biblical Adam did....
I dont understand what the problem is.
you take a boat. 2 giraffes, 2 elephants, and a shepherd, you make the wife load a keg of the finest Sumerian beer. and youre home free all the way to Ararat Turkey. its the perfect vacation when you think about it.
Noah's a poor party planner if he only takes one keg for 40 days on the water.
I bet he and his sons could polish off a keg in one night.
So how many animals? How many kinds were there?
IIRC, there were seven pairs for the "clean" kinds and one pair for the other kinds; how many does that come to?
I mentioned something about this in another thread - the M/V Becrux is a cattle ship with approximately the same dimensions as the dimensions given for the Ark in Genesis. It holds up to 1400 cattle.
If you have a look at the link, you'll see that the sides of each deck are fairly open... much more than the row of windows along the top that Genesis describes for the Ark. However, even with these openings, the ship is dependent on 84 large, high-power blowers that bring fresh air in and take stale air out - the system does an air change every minute. Without this system, the animals would quickly suffocate.
(This is ignoring the fact that it's completely impossible to construct a Becrux without modern engineering.)
How were the pyramids built without modern engineering?
The only thing that really matters is that there's not enough water on earth to facilitate the description of Noah's flood.
Everything else is impossible in the story too, but the major point of the story is a worldwide flood.
Same surface area."The key is to remember that the Flood didn't have to cover the present Earth, but it did have to cover the pre-Flood Earth..."