Now, if Woody Allen makes a joke about being Jewish, he is an Atheist? He is being satirical. That's what he does for a living. Grow up yourself! In another forum, a poster argued with me that Einstein was an Atheist. Once, someone asked if he believed in God. His answer was that all his life was to try to catch God at His work of Creation. Many thought that his answer was a joke until the Scientists proved that the Universe expands. That's God at His work of Creation.
Oh please
Woody Allen isnt an atheist?
geez....you really are uninformed
Allen is a well known atheist, watch his films!
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+2]Woody Allen (1935-)[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]American comic actor, writer, and filmmaker[/FONT]
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The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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-- Woody Allen, "The Early Essays," Without Feathers[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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-- Woody Allen, Rolling Stone, 1987[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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-- Woody Allen, "Selections from the Allen Notebooks," in New Yorker, Nov. 5, 1973[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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-- Woody Allen, "My Philosophy," The New Yorker (December 27, 1969), Getting Even "My Philosophy" (1971)[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?[/SIZE][/FONT]
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-- Woody Allen, Without Feathers, 1975[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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-- Woody Allen, from the final monologue in his film, Love and Death (Thanks, Geof!)[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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-- Woody Allen (attributed: source unknown)[/SIZE][/FONT]
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In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]I don't want to achieve immortality through my work ... I want to achieve it through not dying.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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-- Woody Allen, quoted in: Edward Lax, Woody Allen and his Comedy, ch. 12 (1975), quoted from The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[SIZE=+1]If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[SIZE=-1]-- Salman Rushdie, Indian-born British author, quoted in: Independent (London, 18 February 1989), quoted from The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations[/SIZE][/FONT]
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You're arguments are puerile....
Coming from a LONG line of Jewish Athiests I find your bigotry highly offensive
Clearly you have never been to New York City, which is FULL of Atheist Jews