oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
How science explains according to natural selection the amazing ability of the homing pigeon to return home from extremely long distances ?
Easy....
Yer Scientists dont knows nuffin'.Scientist think that the homing pigeon may trace the exact location by using a magnetic compass because there is no other reasonable explanation and even if it is in relation to the earth's magnetic field still no clue on how it works.
Right...... 'ere's yer answer.
Yer dumb pigeons dont get 'ome. They friggin' dies.
Yer bright pigeons learn their tables and verses to get ome.
Yer dont believe me, do yer....? :no:
Clever pigeons learn ow ter use variation and deviation. (by deviation I dont mean they pay money to watch duicks wiv rabbits or anyfin nasty, it's yer magnetic deviation, see?'
Right..... write this down and learn it, like them clever pigeons.
TV makes dull children, plus it's a waste of time
Means:- True - (Magnetic) Variation - (Compass) Deviation you must add Westerly error.
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Means:- Compass - (compass) Deviation - (magnetic) Variation you must subtract Westerly error.
....... and then, you, like them pigeons, with a map and yer natural brains, can get home.
CAUTION: All you lot underneath the werld, (Ozzies and other strange folks) do not do this, or you will get lost so long that Tom Hanks in Castaway will seem like a weekend at the beach.
There yer go..... my darlins'