The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

You wouldn't know a missile from a whistle.
So I win.

 

[sun rise]

You win was just a mere thistle.

 

[Stevicus]

My anti-thistle missile shoots down your win.

 

[Thief]

They're not even volting, let alone revolting.

time for a recall

there once was a Scot named Revolting
who fancied the sport of pole volting
with his very first vault
the crowd shouted halt!
the flip of his kilt was Revolting

 

[Stevicus]

pole volting

How many volts in that pole?

 

[Thief]

one too many

shocking

I know

 

[sun rise]

one too many

shocking

I know

My win is amped up.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

your win has been grounded and neutralized, while my win has been energized

 

[Stevicus]

Still winning...

 

[sun rise]

Winning without using a losing commercial.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

If you go there, then I'll dub thee June Cleaver.

Nah. Ellie Clampit would be more fitting for me on most days, especially as I continue to explore and learn more about all these fancy California thingies.

 

[sun rise]

fancy California thingies.

We've got them.

 

[Wu Wei]

winning after eating breakfast and NOT being in pain for a change

 

[Thief]

winning after eating breakfast and NOT being in pain for a change

oh...so along with stealing kegs of beer from pick up trucks
now you do pain meds

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Winning while feeling the pain full force.

 

[Thief]

feelings....whoa ...whoa.....feelings

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'm feeling a win coming on.

 

[Thief]

take two aspirin
go back to bed

you will feel better about losing the win

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

The bear stole my aspirin.

 

[Thief]

that makes him.....and you

losers