The last post is the WINNER!

[Vinayaka]

It takes something faster than a sloth to win.

 

[Revoltingest]

And yet...here I am...winning.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Sure.
Brickjectivity's debating skills are akin to Bruce Lee fighting a hyperactive chicken. They flap and flap, and squawk and peck and poo...then...BAM!

One punch. All over. Flawless victory.

Exactly and with debating skills like that I'm destined to win in this thread!

 

[Revoltingest]

And then lose again to a lowly groundskeeper.
Yes, you're that pathetic.

 

[Vinayaka]

I hold groundskeepers in high regard. We'd have too many gophers without them.

 

[Revoltingest]

Well that's good.
You won't feel so bad losing to one.

But I warn you....other groundskeepers consider me the lowest of the low.
Lousy groundskeepers....they ruined groundskeeping!

 

[Vinayaka]

I am also a groundskeeper, remember? So your info is false. I rate you up there as high as a wallowing dog.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am also a groundskeeper, remember? So your info is false. I rate you up there as high as a wallowing dog.

Yer pretty low in the groundskeeper pecking order too, fella!
Ya know....if'n we teamed up, we could conquer this place.

 

[Vinayaka]

I can't team with you. You're far too classy and smart for the likes of me. I'm just an old dumb Canadian in the process of losing the wits I once had. So yeah, proceed ahead without me. Maybe some other smarter Canadian can join you. Can you think of anyone?

 

[Revoltingest]

A smart Canuckistanian?
I gotta tell you....you're it.
Just look at the others...Wirey, YmirGF, TwinkletToes.
They just don't measure up to you.

 

[sun rise]

We interrupt this love fest for a campaign commercial:

Vote for me. The special interests that own me will shaft you less than the ones that own my opponent.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your campaign promise fell flat.
I'm the winner.
I promise to do more of the same.

 

[4consideration]

I promise you nothing...and I'll deliver! That's what a real winner does.

 

[Revoltingest]

Promises, promises.....you say you'll deliver nothing.
But I've already delivered over 57,000 posts full of it!

 

[4consideration]

Oh, they were full of it alright! You're just spreading that stuff around!

But...they make nice flowers, so that's something! (Loser)

 

[Revoltingest]

I win based upon my record.
You lost because of yours.
(And I have more flowers....even this time of year.)

 

[4consideration]

I don't sound like a broken record!

(False accusations win on this thread for the next 30 seconds.)

 

[4consideration]

Too late!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I hear what you're saying and I understand your point of view, but you haven't accounted for all of the facts.

 

[Revoltingest]

My new lathe wins for me...