The publicly-stated position of President Trump's legal team is that the reason Trump lost Georgia is because Georgia's Republican Gov. Brian Kemp has been bribed by a Venezuelan front company in cahoots with the CIA to throw elections to Communists. https://t.co/1OZpTODaN1
I win because I didn't kill anyone today. It would have been greatly satisfying to throw maskless pudding brains in front of a semi going down the freeway, but I didn't.
That might be an interesting toaster. Some people have claimed to have seen the image of Mother Mary on a piece of toast. So, there's no telling what the toast would look like from a toaster from God.