The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

This win cost me nothing.

So you stole your nightly kibble, eh.

 

[Wu Wei]

Mrs Wu brought some Vietnamese food home tonight

 

[sun rise]

So you stole your nightly kibble, eh.

"property is theft"

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I win, coffin stuffers!

 

[Wu Wei]

I win...because I say I do

 

[Revoltingest]

"property is theft"

 

[Wu Wei]

well....goodnight RF... I win

 

[John53]

I didn't realise bears slept so much.

 

[sun rise]

No, ignorant one. Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox: "Look, property is theft, right? Therefore theft is property. Therefore this ship is mine, okay?”

And I know where my towel is.

 

[Viker]

Meanwhile, Congress debates stuff.

 

[John53]

Why would someone let their pets become that fat.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

No, ignorant one. Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox: "Look, property is theft, right? Therefore theft is property. Therefore this ship is mine, okay?”

And I know where my towel is.

By the universal laws of the universe, the towel wins over no towel.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Bender wins.
Because it's great to laugh at such dark gallows humor again.

 

[John53]

Tex-Mex pork tacos with charred corn salsa. My wife is a lucky lucky woman.

 

[Stevicus]

"I Lost My Marbles" Florida Woman Tries To Steal Fire Engine After Consuming Magic Potion

 

[Revoltingest]

No, ignorant one. Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox: "Look, property is theft, right? Therefore theft is property. Therefore this ship is mine, okay?”

And I know where my towel is.

silly doggy.
Theft is when you abscond with someone else's property.

 

[ChristineM]

silly doggy.
Theft is when you abscond with someone else's property.

Thats what the president of the galaxy did.

 

[Wu Wei]

Hi

 

[Revoltingest]

Low

 

[Stevicus]