The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

That is so easy to misread, as "im really a grizzly berk"

Edit For me to misred

Hey, write me a sentence in French and I absolutely guarantee I will mispronounce virtually every word

 

[ChristineM]

Hey, write me a sentence in French and I absolutely guarantee I will mispronounce virtually every word

Me too, Lancashire lass speaking french in a central Lancashire accent is not pretty to hear.

But my problem is dyslexia seeing that funny < mark as a k

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't understand the American obsession with Halloween.

- Can dress up in costumes without the neurotypicals getting their panties in a twist.
- Don't have to buy presents for anyone.
- Don't have to eat with relatives.
- Good time for a big holiday.
- Inflames the fundies.

 

[John53]

- Can dress up in costumes without the neurotypicals getting their panties in a twist.
- Don't have to buy presents for anyone.
- Don't have to eat with relatives.
- Good time for a big holiday.
- Inflames the fundies.

Fair enough. I've changed my attitude towards halloweenie. Anything that inflames the fundies is ok by me.

 

[sun rise]

Given my age, Calvin is now middle-aged.

 

[John53]

Given my age, Calvin is now middle-aged.

Given your age Moses is middle age

 

[Stevicus]

Given my age, Calvin is now middle-aged.

I wonder if he would still have Hobbes.

 

[Subduction Zone]

I wonder if he would still have Hobbes.

Hobbes is immortal:

 

[Subduction Zone]

 

[John53]

Why do i bother reading anything other than the joke threads!

 

[Subduction Zone]

Why do i bother reading anything other than the joke threads!

Sage advice. In fact I am going to change my funny rating to a winner.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

Why do i bother reading anything other than the joke threads!

Because you're into abuse, like I am.

 

[sun rise]

 

[Subduction Zone]

To be continued.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

To be continued.

That is a loser as it looks like the climax of a Chick Tract, followed by the falling action of finding himself standing before Jehovah and being judged, with the resolution being he roasts in Hell forever. And then of course a prayer.

 

[Subduction Zone]

That is a loser as it looks like the climax of a Chick Tract, followed by the falling action of finding himself standing before Jehovah and being judged, with the resolution being he roasts in Hell forever. And then of course a prayer.

It does, doesn't it.

 

[John53]

Because you're into abuse, like I am.

Self abuse?

 

[Subduction Zone]

Finale: