The last post is the WINNER!

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[ChristineM]

Always remember that this is a joke thread.

Yup i know, hence ... I joke while winning

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The best pizza is wherever I find it.

No. Pizza Hut will never be the best. East of Chicago will never be the best. There at least was a joint in Santa Claus, IN., that is the antithesis of best pizza. It proves wrong that saying that claims sex is like pizza in that when it's good it's great but when it's bad it's still pretty good.

 

[Revoltingest]

No. Pizza Hut will never be the best.

I've never eaten there.

East of Chicago will never be the best.

Depends on which style is "best" for the person judging.

There at least was a joint in Santa Claus, IN., that is the antithesis of best pizza. It proves wrong that saying that claims sex is like pizza in that when it's good it's great but when it's bad it's still pretty good.

Never have sex with a pizza.

 

[ChristineM]

No. Pizza Hut will never be the best. East of Chicago will never be the best. There at least was a joint in Santa Claus, IN., that is the antithesis of best pizza. It proves wrong that saying that claims sex is like pizza in that when it's good it's great but when it's bad it's still pretty good.

When its good it's great but when it's bad it's bloody awful.

 

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[Wu Wei]

Ok no, the nicest pizzas are from Naples.

Independently? Doubtful

Bingo bango bongo you are wrongo.... like most things from Europe and England...inclufing the language..... we improved upon it and made it better, when it got here

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Depends on which style is "best" for the person judging.

East of Chicago is a brand, not a style.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

When its good it's great but when it's bad it's bloody awful.

I assume it was a guy who said that.

 

[Wu Wei]

That is an interesting potential example.
So the Italians did a good job adapting Chinese cuisine.

Yup....they absconded with Chinese cuisine and then had the audacity to say THEY invented it....no wonder the Chinese closed down the silk road

 

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[Wu Wei]

Perhaps Italians copied the shizi tou (lion's head meatball), eh?

Maybe...but meatballs are likely to have appeared much like calculus..... no real recipe...just grind up some meat, make a ball. and cook it...but we are talking Italy here....so they probably stole it from China

 

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[Wu Wei]

Wait a minute.... the probation for my upgrade ends today.....and you all know what that means....

 

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[ChristineM]

Wait a minute.... the probation for my upgrade ends today.....and you all know what that means....

You've been upgraded? To what? A polar bear?

 

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[Wu Wei]

At a hospital I use to work at they went around and changed the engineering department titles to what I thought was ridiculous...so I sent the manager a note requesting that my title be changed as well... prolated spheroid stress analyst and exclusion engineer... I was a security guard at the time...he never responded

 

[Wu Wei]

You've been upgraded? To what? A polar bear?

Polar would be a downgrade.... polars are generally a few fries short of a happy meal.... just promoted a higher grade Kodiak about a year ago..
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! RACIST!!!!! So you think an UPGRADE is to go from a Brown bear to a WHITE BEAR...IS THAT IT!!!! DANG RACIST BEARIST!!!!!

 

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Since pasta etc was on this thread