Looking over my benefits, I'll even get my gym membership reimbursed.
I have the party that scares me today, the drug test, and they scare me because I've had two false positives, my brother had one, and my best friend just had one. I should file an exemption on ADA grounds surrounding fear of taking my pills to highlight those tests are far from being as accurate as people think. They're so crappy the CVS website has a list of common meds that are known for triggering false positives.
*update* looks like its not today as my employers require you to submit a HS diploma or GED (why and when did we start saying "equivalent"?) and I do not have that on hand (I've never even seen it) amd what I do have, my college degrees, they don't accept.