The last post is the WINNER!

[Simurgh]

you have instruments to play, people to annoy...

I win because I can dedicate myself to that endeavor

 

[Desert Snake]

alright!

 

[MatthiasGould]

you have instruments to play, people to annoy...

I win because I can dedicate myself to that endeavor

Your accusations are bassless...hang on, I'm the bassless one, not being at home. Got my keyboard though.

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Your guitar has 4 strings. Mine has 6. I win based on that fact alone. :yes:

 

[MatthiasGould]

Your guitar has 4 strings. Mine has 6. I win based on that fact alone. :yes:

Actually, my bass has 5 strings!

Plus, my keyboard has 68 keys, plus I can make it sound like any one of almost 500 instruments. I win!

 

[Simurgh]

boys, boys, boys, you have strings and keys, and stuff to play with--how very exciting.......but i have the catnip and it is a wonderous plant indeed.
So, I guess I win again.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Ain't that the frubal truth.

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Actually, my bass has 5 strings!

Plus, my keyboard has 68 keys, plus I can make it sound like any one of almost 500 instruments. I win!

I... I can't compete with that. I bow to your epic keyboard of awesomeness.

I still win though... since this is the last post and all.

 

[atanu]

I have no strings attached and no tabs on me. There is no competition. Folks may children like say otherwise, but to no avail. I win irrespective of what any one may claim.

 

[MatthiasGould]

boys, boys, boys, you have strings and keys, and stuff to play with--how very exciting.......but i have the catnip and it is a wonderous plant indeed.
So, I guess I win again.

*shoos cat out of door*

*cranks bass up to max volume*

*plays Level 42 slap solo*

I win!

 

[savagewind]

If you are the winner, the winning number is 1,666. Just be glad you are not.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I still win!

*continues playing Level 42*

 

[Simurgh]

*shuts off amp; uses bass to sharpen claws*

I am astonished hat you think noise level decides who wins
It is PERSONALITY.. and being all around purrfect.
Hence, behold I am the Winner!

 

[MatthiasGould]

I win and here's the musician playing my victory song:

 

[Simurgh]

Does he rank among the gods like Page, Gallagher, Bonamassa, Trucks, and Haynes?

Still, your victory song is prematurely posted.

I win, but you may put a soundtrack together for me.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I still win, so I'm going to play a never-ending bass solo to keep you away!

 

[Simurgh]

You cruel little boy! I have freakin' delicate ears barbarian.

*parkin' tush on silk pillow*

I win, I am superior; deal with it.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I still win, regardless of what you say!

Ah, here's another of the musicians has arrived to prepare for my victory ceremony:

 

[Simurgh]

Is my favorite purveyor of scratching posts getting a bit uppity?
Not suffciently cowed by my obvious awesomeness and panache?

Let. Me. Break. This. Down. For. You.
I win, because I am.

*gets of shredded silk pillow to park her august self on the keyborad*

 

[MatthiasGould]

Is my favorite purveyor of scratching posts getting a bit uppity?
Not suffciently cowed by my obvious awesomeness and panache?

Let. Me. Break. This. Down. For. You.
I win, because I am.

*gets of shredded silk pillow to park her august self on the keyborad*

Trust me, if you used that bass in that picture I posted above as a scratching post it would be the most expensive scratch ever given that bass is worth $20,000.

*boots cat out of room and locks door*

I win!