The last post is the WINNER!

[Simurgh]

And your point?
I win because I do.

Really, booting my self out the door does nothing much other than making me get back in through the window.

Better plan next time, hm?

*eyeing bass and contemplating length of claws*

 

[Brickjectivity]

Simurgh wins. I shall rule all so she can nap.

 

[crossfire]

Simurgh wins. I shall rule all so she can nap.

Are you pushing the buttons of the rebellious?

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'll see that level of consciousness, Crossfire, and raise you a levitation. Full House. Looks like I win.

 

[Desert Snake]

Simurgh wins.

I know, I would totally stop winning here, but people keep it going.

meow

 

[crossfire]

I'll see that level of consciousness, Crossfire, and raise you a levitation. Full House. Looks like I win.

Yay! Nap time! Move over, Simurgh!

 

[Simurgh]

*moves her totally awesome body to make room for the squatter--hey, all acolytes are to be encouraged to fawn*

To be clear, I WIN.

This is due to my superiority in selecting scratching posts--as attested by the Canuckistani bass player.

Furthermore, being of the feline persuasion winning is a given. And finally, I simply possess the most sterling reputation as a master of the deathstare. In short, I possess the qualities of a winner.

Bow before my greatness, fan me with peacock feathers, and peel me a grape.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I don't know why everyone keeps insisting they've won when I'VE won. Now if only Simurgh would get off my piano so I can play my piano...

 

[Simurgh]

ooohhm baby pictures................halt, stop, what?
Are you trying—ever so subtly—to tell me that I have gotten fat?


Is that what you do; demoralize moi? I do not care, I am a bit more mature, sure, I have even gained a few ounces, but I am in fine fettle and I win!

Besides, from what I’ve heard you need to practice your keyboard skills anyhow………a lot!!!

*stalks off to new silk pillow for much needed nap*

 

[Warren Clark]

i win again

 

[Simurgh]

No, you do not, as I am the winner.

Go pluck me some catnip, dunk it in chocolate and serve it to me with whipped cream and a raspberry garnish.

*settles in on her newly donated bed of a silk covered down feather comforter*

 

[MatthiasGould]

ooohhm baby pictures................halt, stop, what?
Are you trying—ever so subtly—to tell me that I have gotten fat?

Is that what you do; demoralize moi? I do not care, I am a bit more mature, sure, I have even gained a few ounces, but I am in fine fettle and I win!

Awwww you're a beautiful kitty! But I'm still the winner of this thread.

Besides, from what I’ve heard you need to practice your keyboard skills anyhow………a lot!!!

*stalks off to new silk pillow for much needed nap*

Practice makes perfect...

 

[Simurgh]

Awwww you're a beautiful kitty! But I'm still the winner of this thread.



Practice makes perfect...

Dahlink, I hate to tell you this, but you need a LOT of practice. The boy kitty down the road may like that noise you make since it resembles his caterwauling, but herself is used to more melodious sounds.

But I am a gracious winner and let you continue in your quest for greatness.

*firmly inserts earplugs roles over for more quality nap time*

PS: where are the peeled grapes? My beauty needs maintenance by the acolytes.

 

[MatthiasGould]

Hey, I can play Faure's Pavane thank you, and that's a Grade 3 piece!

I still win.

 

[Simurgh]

Oh the poster of my baby picture has his feelings bruised.

Of course you can play that thing, whatever it is again. But that does not mean that you win
It merely means that you can serenade me when I sit on the winner's throne.

*awaiting peeled grapes; getting impatient; contemplating new scratching post*

 

[MatthiasGould]

I still win, and so I'm going to play a slap-bass solo!

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Mark King Slap Solo - YouTube

This is not me playing but the world's greatest bassist Mark King.

 

[atanu]

I am afraid Mathias will become a tomcat, serenading the lady.

Let them be. How it matters to the eternal last person, the winner, the plunderer of all?

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm still going to win.

*boots cat out of room again, locks the door and windows, starts playing bass*

 

[Simurgh]

*listening to the infernal bass man; shakes head*

I win because it makes no difference where I am--I am the bestest winner ever.

*meanders through the catnip patch*

 

[MatthiasGould]

Pesky cat, spoiling my bass practicing time!