The last post is the WINNER!

[MatthiasGould]

Barbarian.
And you will not touch my furry self with such thoughts running through your filthy mind EVER!

Schopenhauer said some pithy things, but I definitely am more in tune with Gramsci.

Now about my claws needing a bit of polish and your bass.. can we not come to some kind of understanding?

I am willing to give a little as long as you give a lot??!!
In the meantime I win and rest on my laurels.

*puts cat outside in snow*

I win now! Complete with scratch-free bass

 

[Simurgh]

AAKKHH, snow..............

"uncle Guido is coming, he looooves me....."

I win because I am the greatest cat and can withstand torture and disrespect from noisy fiends.
*:guitar1:you will suffer*

 

[MatthiasGould]

I can't hear you over the sounds of my awesome bass solo.

 

[Simurgh]

Poor delusional boy. that you play solo ought to tell you something??!!:thud:

 

[MatthiasGould]

Poor delusional boy. that you play solo ought to tell you something??!!:thud:

That I'm so good I don't need other musicians?

 

[Simurgh]

I thought more along the lines of people running screaming from the vicinity, trying desperately to get to their ear bleach. But what do i know, i am just THE cat.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I thought more along the lines of people running screaming from the vicinity, trying desperately to get to their ear bleach. But what do i know, i am just THE cat.

*drops book of jazz standards on floor*

Crap,need to tidy away all my sheet music now!

 

[Simurgh]

*contemplates sheet music on floor concerning its possibilities as litter box filler*

Oh, I feel so much better now, I win again.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Great going, furry one!

 

[MatthiasGould]

*turns Level 42 CD to max volume while cat is sleeping*

I win!

 

[Simurgh]

You of the genus canis, may admire me and my expedience regarding what some people refer to as wholeheartedly for my expedient use of sheet music—yes, I do know that I am great. Still, one never tires of hearing one’s greatness lauded. So thank you for acknowledging my greatness.

He who increased the volume on his CD player to a level of painfulness never yet experienced by moi, I shall extend this warning.

Uncle Guido is an expert at digit remodeling, and although, he usually only reworks the dominant hand of his beneficiaries, I do know he will indulge me and do both of yours with enthusiasm and excruciating attention to detail.

Would you please turn it down as this kitty needs to nap?

*claw poised on speed dial button*

 

[MatthiasGould]

*makes even more noise by joining in accompaniment to Level 42 CD on bass*
*steals phone from moggy*

I win!

 

[Simurgh]

Poor blighted one, noise level does not indicate quality.

*found yet another pile of sheet music*

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the litter box is so far, I need to improvise.....

Still, I win as usual.

 

[MatthiasGould]

*quickly rescues sheet music*

I'm playing bass one-handed...I win!

 

[Simurgh]

You win one soggy mess of sheet music, alright.

After you wash your hands you may congratulate me on MY win---one handed one.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm going to use one of my two hands to put the cat outside in the snow!

Also, I'm blaming you for stealing my Phil Gould CD...

 

[savagewind]

I'm going to use one of my two hands to put the cat outside in the snow!

Also, I'm blaming you for stealing my Phil Gould CD...

You are in the wrong place sir or mam...OMG did I say that? The room you want is labled "random" so and so and so. I think it is over there.

 

[savagewind]

This place is about being last

 

[Warren Clark]

Did i win?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Hey, who's the new kid?