The last post is the WINNER!

[MatthiasGould]

You are in the wrong place sir or mam...OMG did I say that? The room you want is labled "random" so and so and so. I think it is over there.

I win!

Now to get my CD from that pesky cat!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Not all Quakers live in California.

 

[MatthiasGould]

English as a language is stupid!

 

[Simurgh]

*grudgingly the cat relinquishes the CD*

I win because i can toss up furballs better than anyone else around here

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm going to leave this right here!

 

[Simurgh]

Wonder if I should sit on the drum set now. Maybe musical instruments could be a new trend for the winner to rest upon and receive accolades.

*remembering Max Roach*

 

[MatthiasGould]

Wonder if I should sit on the drum set now. Maybe musical instruments could be a new trend for the winner to rest upon and receive accolades.

*remembering Max Roach*

Hey, cat hair is a pain to get off drum kits!

 

[Simurgh]

Hey, cat hair is a pain to get off drum kits!

And I should care, because............?
I win and my slaves clean up after me. That's the way of the world.

 

[MatthiasGould]

And I should care, because............?
I win and my slaves clean up after me. That's the way of the world.

You'll notice that there's a drummer in that picture. Drummers are good at hitting things, and in the case of this drummer, Phil Gould, he's especially good at hitting things. Especially annoying fluffball moggies who leave fur decoration on expensive drum shells!

 

[Simurgh]

You'll notice that there's a drummer in that picture. Drummers are good at hitting things, and in the case of this drummer, Phil Gould, he's especially good at hitting things. Especially annoying fluffball moggies who leave fur decoration on expensive drum shells!

HELP! he threatens me!!! And is not even being subtle about it either. Take his union card away from him or something.

On second thought, this Gould person you mention surely does not have such evil thoughts about hurting a sweet, demure, well-behaved little kitty like myself. Perish the thought, only lowly bass torturer like you could evn insinuate such things.
I win again since I am clearly superior to a base individual as yourself. You may applaud.

 

[MatthiasGould]

HELP! he threatens me!!! And is not even being subtle about it either. Take his union card away from him or something.

On second thought, this Gould person you mention surely does not have such evil thoughts about hurting a sweet, demure, well-behaved little kitty like myself. Perish the thought, only lowly bass torturer like you could evn insinuate such things.
I win again since I am clearly superior to a base individual as yourself. You may applaud.

Bass torturer?! I'm just a sweet innocent jazz bassist who really quite likes cats, even when there's cat hair stuck to my bass strings. Again.

And the picture I posted of Phil Gould a few posts back is from 1987, so you're safe.

 

[Simurgh]

Bass torturer?! I'm just a sweet innocent jazz bassist who really quite likes cats, even when there's cat hair stuck to my bass strings. Again.

And the picture I posted of Phil Gould a few posts back is from 1987, so you're safe.

Oh, my heart palpitations are diminishing for sure--1987 hm?
Just be glad that I am not a guitard—sweet, innocent bassist, oh sure.
Aren’t you the one who tossed me out the window, kicked me out of doors in inclement weather and then locked window and door to prevent me from occupying my place of honor, the winner’s throne?
…. those cats you like, the quiet, unassuming sweet little domesticated ones? Hate to break it to ya, but they are PLOTTING your subjugation and envision a new world order where they occupy their rightful place on the food chain……just saying…….
:yes::yes::yes:

 

[MatthiasGould]

Oh, my heart palpitations are diminishing for sure--1987 hm?
Just be glad that I am not a guitard—sweet, innocent bassist, oh sure.
Aren’t you the one who tossed me out the window, kicked me out of doors in inclement weather and then locked window and door to prevent me from occupying my place of honor, the winner’s throne?
…. those cats you like, the quiet, unassuming sweet little domesticated ones? Hate to break it to ya, but they are PLOTTING your subjugation and envision a new world order where they occupy their rightful place on the food chain……just saying…….
:yes::yes::yes:

I was only trying to get some bass practice time in so I'll sound like Mark King...*sulk*

But the winner's throne is mine anyway, regardless of what you might think!

*waves catnip peace offering*

 

[Simurgh]

Fine, I shall take the offered olive branch and cease hostilities for now.
Although, you are still deluded about winning, but then again, bass players are a bit ... well never mind now.

*contemplates new claw polish*

We could have tea and crumpets to celebrate my win, and I know just the right place where you can get the goodies.

First, go to Timbuktu, then hang a left and......

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm still technically the winner if you accept my peace offering.

Bassplayers are awesome too! Here's a pic of a bassist being awesome:

 

[Simurgh]

But, dahlink, you are on you way to get me tea and stuff from Timbuktu and i am willing to sacrifice myself and keep the throne of the winner--mine, all mine--warm?

Can you really be so mean to a little kitty cat?

 

[MatthiasGould]

Going to Waitrose is easier and cheaper. I win!

*Phil Gould drum solo*

 

[Simurgh]

Forget it, I win.

*stands on tippy-toes looking through window at man playing with his bass; aghast at being ignored*:thud:

 

[MatthiasGould]

*decides to be nice to cat and lets her in*

Just stay away from my bass and amp and you'll be OK.

 

[Simurgh]

I will be good, I'll just get comfy.

*Sidles over towards basses very nonchalantly*

You know that this means I win, right?