The last post is the WINNER!

[Simurgh]

I win because I just do.
Aren't we a bit touchy? Did we not get our daily dose of warm milk yet, bass playing boy?

*views closed door and windows with disdain and offers up a furball*

 

[MatthiasGould]

There's cat hair in my bass case, a furball on my amp and someone shredded my sheet music for Fauré's Pavane!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm staying out of this fight.

 

[Simurgh]

Yes, brick you stay safe.
*looks at snivelling weasel*

Musician, don't whine. Winning means sacrifice and I clearly know what to sacrifice, don't I?

*revels in cat power*

 

[Brickjectivity]

Coyote!

 

[MatthiasGould]

Kouyate!

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Level 42 Kouyate (live) - YouTube

I'm still going to win with the power of my keyboard playing skills! Although I'm not as good as the keyboardist in the above video...

 

[Simurgh]

Since you are busy practicing keyboard skills, I will take on the onerous task of WINNING, again. Yes, of course you can thank me.

*looks for the little coyote; he must be flattened out onder the anvil again; shrugs*

 

[MatthiasGould]

B

Since you are busy practicing keyboard skills, I will take on the onerous task of WINNING, again. Yes, of course you can thank me.

*looks for the little coyote; he must be flattened out onder the anvil again; shrugs*

Wrong again moggy! Keyboard skills always win!

 

[Simurgh]

Poor misguided one. I win because I can recognize the superiority of those who can bring the inner meow out....
...you know Bonamassa, Haynes, Trucks, Paige,....

 

[Brickjectivity]

Simurgh, I want to know how you feel about Roadrunners.

 

[MatthiasGould]

Def Leppard FTW!

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Def Leppard - Armageddon It - YouTube

 

[Simurgh]

Simurgh, I want to know how you feel about Roadrunners.

I see them where I live quite frequently. My inner kitty says..yeah, chase.......
My refined kitty says..i could dine on salmon or filet mignon............
My suspicious kitty says...is he talking roadkill, flattened and pressed????????????

My divine kitty says I win again because I am just soooooo AWESOME!!

 

[MatthiasGould]

I see you're under the delusion you're winning. Well, hate to spoil the party but you lose!

*more bass playing*

 

[Simurgh]

You are soooooooo mean.

To practice your bass at this time, when I have a migraine and no chocolate in the house. Cruel, cruel man.
I am still awesomenest and win by default as per usual.

*watches bass playing fiend through open window, contemplates horrible things*

 

[MatthiasGould]

You are soooooooo mean.

To practice your bass at this time, when I have a migraine and no chocolate in the house. Cruel, cruel man.
I am still awesomenest and win by default as per usual.

*watches bass playing fiend through open window, contemplates horrible things*

I win on account of the fact that I think I sound like Mark King when I play bass (i.e. awesomely).

 

[Simurgh]

You win because you think?
Descartes is spinning in his grave, preposterous pup.

*bass needs tuning and i have the claws for the job*

 

[MatthiasGould]

You win because you think?
Descartes is spinning in his grave, preposterous pup.

*bass needs tuning and i have the claws for the job*

I'm more a fan of Nietzsche...

My bass does NOT need tuning either! Bad cat!

 

[Simurgh]

I'm more a fan of Nietzsche...

My bass does NOT need tuning either! Bad cat!

There are NO bad cats, only those who are misunderstood!

Of course it needs tuning, not to worry I will get right on it.
And Nietzsche? Why don't you go all out and swoon over Schopenhauer? He beats Nietzsche hands down on misogyny and general misanthropy.

*polishes claws; listens to Beth Hart and gets in the mood*

I win due to my general greatness and flexibility.

 

[MatthiasGould]

There are NO bad cats, only those who are misunderstood!

Of course it needs tuning, not to worry I will get right on it.
And Nietzsche? Why don't you go all out and swoon over Schopenhauer? He beats Nietzsche hands down on misogyny and general misanthropy.

*polishes claws; listens to Beth Hart and gets in the mood*

I win due to my general greatness and flexibility.

Touch my bass and your fur becomes a guitar strap.

And I actually quite enjoy Schopenhauer's works.

 

[Simurgh]

Barbarian.
And you will not touch my furry self with such thoughts running through your filthy mind EVER!

Schopenhauer said some pithy things, but I definitely am more in tune with Gramsci.

Now about my claws needing a bit of polish and your bass.. can we not come to some kind of understanding?

I am willing to give a little as long as you give a lot??!!
In the meantime I win and rest on my laurels.