The last post is the WINNER!

[MatthiasGould]

I will be good, I'll just get comfy.

*Sidles over towards basses very nonchalantly*

You know that this means I win, right?

I'm winning!

And what about a bass that looks like this?

 

[Simurgh]

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I'm in luuuuuv. :drool::drool::drool:

Who made that pretty toy? I am sure my favorite litterbox slave will get me one if I ask nice--ok, fine, the nice for me kinda nice--cynical bugger.

I let you win for a few minutes if you share details.

*reconsiders clawing excercises*

 

[MatthiasGould]

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I'm in luuuuuv. :drool::drool::drool:

Who made that pretty toy? I am sure my favorite litterbox slave will get me one if I ask nice--ok, fine, the nice for me kinda nice--cynical bugger.

I let you win for a few minutes if you share details.

*reconsiders clawing excercises*

It's a Fender Jazz bass that's been modified by a luthier. Normally there'd be fret dots in place of the pawprints.

 

[Simurgh]

It's a Fender Jazz bass that's been modified by a luthier. Normally there'd be fret dots in place of the pawprints.

Argh!! does that mean I need to make nice now?

*sinks into contemplative state*

You win for now!

Ok, I'm over it. I shall not grovel, I will only drool in the privacy of my boudoir.

Guess, I win again.

*thanks her loyal foil for the info*

 

[MatthiasGould]

Whoo-hoo, I win!

 

[Simurgh]

Psst, bass boy... did you not catch the part where I WIN??

Do you need glasses? Is the noise getting to you? Or do you just not get it at all?


I win, I win, I win..because I am awesomest!!!!!

:yes::yes::yes:

 

[atanu]

This is the most significant thread of all times in RF. I understand. The Kitty and the Tommy, who are busy brushing their fur, have no chance of appreciating that.

So, I win.

 

[MatthiasGould]

Psst, bass boy... did you not catch the part where I WIN??

Do you need glasses? Is the noise getting to you? Or do you just not get it at all?


I win, I win, I win..because I am awesomest!!!!!

:yes::yes::yes:

Silly kitty, you forget the power of the bass means I win!

 

[Simurgh]

*searching the web madly for a shrink who deals with delusions of grandeur and specializes in musicians*

Of course you do, sometimes.

But right now it's the Kitty's turn--again.

And she wins.
*doing happy dance*

 

[MatthiasGould]

*searching the web madly for a shrink who deals with delusions of grandeur and specializes in musicians*

Of course you do, sometimes.

But right now it's the Kitty's turn--again.

And she wins.
*doing happy dance*

*looks up names of feline behavioural experts*

I win on account of being awesome and bassy and a rockstar.

OK, jazz-funk star.

 

[Simurgh]

*looks up names of feline behavioural experts*

I win on account of being awesome and bassy and a rockstar.

OK, jazz-funk star.

Oh, are you getting your own kitty that you need a behavior expert? I could give you advice, for free, you know??!!:angel2::angel2:

Truly, you are a jazz-funk star? In this galaxy, or one far, far away?
Spatial co-ordinates would be nice.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm only an amateur shrink, but I'm an awesome pillow. I'm like memory foam, because I remember being the last to post in this thread.

 

[MatthiasGould]

Oh, are you getting your own kitty that you need a behavior expert? I could give you advice, for free, you know??!!:angel2::angel2:

Truly, you are a jazz-funk star? In this galaxy, or one far, far away?
Spatial co-ordinates would be nice.

I was going to ask said expert for advice on dealing with kitties with delusions of grandeur who insist on prematurely announcing victory.

 

[Simurgh]

I'm only an amateur shrink, but I'm an awesome pillow. I'm like memory foam, because I remember being the last to post in this thread.

Oh you are so sweet. I think that bass player has kitty issues and i am sure your offer would be appreciated.

I was going to ask said expert for advice on dealing with kitties with delusions of grandeur who insist on prematurely announcing victory.

Now why would you get a kitty with delusions when there are so many perfectly fine kitties that only need a household slave or two for comfort and maintenance?

I really wonder if all that noise you make is making you a bit fuzzy in the head.

Take a break, soak your head in the toilette or where ever you guys do that kind of thing, and nap for a while.

In the meantime, I win.

 

[MatthiasGould]

'That bass player' has a name! It's Philip Matthias Gould!

I still win, on account of having put the cat back outside where she belongs!

 

[Simurgh]

EXCASUUUSE moi, Mr. P.M. Gould, himself.
I mean seriously, bass player sounds so much more snide and ...............ah where is the fun in that anymore?

I win because I do. You go ahead and pout, then you can practice again, you know..practice makes perfect and all that.

Oh, did I mention I win, Mr. Gould, or Gold, or Cold, or whatever...

*time to contemplate getting someone who appreciates and worships me, or at least knows how to fluff my pillow right*

 

[savagewind]

I have a check

 

[atanu]

It bounced.

 

[MatthiasGould]

EXCASUUUSE moi, Mr. P.M. Gould, himself.
I mean seriously, bass player sounds so much more snide and ...............ah where is the fun in that anymore?

I win because I do. You go ahead and pout, then you can practice again, you know..practice makes perfect and all that.

Oh, did I mention I win, Mr. Gould, or Gold, or Cold, or whatever...

*time to contemplate getting someone who appreciates and worships me, or at least knows how to fluff my pillow right*

P.M. Gould makes me sound like a bad thriller or crime writer!

And because of that, I win!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Page 178 and you still don't get it. Winner takes all.