Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
back at ya you kangaroo kicking cassowary cuddler
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The last post is the WINNER!
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I am novv.
Whether true or not, it's a good reminder. From Facebook - uuhystericalsociety
At the Marriott and I stepped into the elevator for a ride to my room on the 16th floor. A family gets on after me and I can feel a tension between the parents and the teens with them. No one is happy and the mom looks very tired.
I noticed a sign in the corner of the elevator letting people know about a meeting on the first floor. As soon as the elevator doors closed behind us, I pointed to the sign and said, "As you can see, there is a meeting today... and you are all probably wondering why I called you here." The father immediately erupts into laughter tinged with relief and the mom starts to chuckle. The teens look at each other and try to hide a smile.
I continue, "So the results are in and 2024 was a good year with high output and a significant increase in marginal ***... ugh... assets." Mom is now laughing out loud and teens are now snorting from trying not to crack up.
"Q1 is looking good but my business lingo is failing me right now. And over to you, sir, what do you have to report from your department?"
Dad immediately chimes in, "The Bishop isn't happy and we are all getting heat from it..."
Me in a dramatic response that would have qualified for an Oscar, "Oh my god! The Bishop! You are all in dire straits, for certain."
Teens are now laughing outright. The doors open at the 16th floor and I go to get off. The family realizes that they completely missed their floor but really don't care.
Before the elevator doors close, the mom calls out, "Thank you - we needed that."
I walk to my room reveling in the power of post-improv magic.
At the Marriott and I stepped into the elevator for a ride to my room on the 16th floor. A family gets on after me and I can feel a tension between the parents and the teens with them. No one is happy and the mom looks very tired.
I noticed a sign in the corner of the elevator letting people know about a meeting on the first floor. As soon as the elevator doors closed behind us, I pointed to the sign and said, "As you can see, there is a meeting today... and you are all probably wondering why I called you here." The father immediately erupts into laughter tinged with relief and the mom starts to chuckle. The teens look at each other and try to hide a smile.
I continue, "So the results are in and 2024 was a good year with high output and a significant increase in marginal ***... ugh... assets." Mom is now laughing out loud and teens are now snorting from trying not to crack up.
"Q1 is looking good but my business lingo is failing me right now. And over to you, sir, what do you have to report from your department?"
Dad immediately chimes in, "The Bishop isn't happy and we are all getting heat from it..."
Me in a dramatic response that would have qualified for an Oscar, "Oh my god! The Bishop! You are all in dire straits, for certain."
Teens are now laughing outright. The doors open at the 16th floor and I go to get off. The family realizes that they completely missed their floor but really don't care.
Before the elevator doors close, the mom calls out, "Thank you - we needed that."
I walk to my room reveling in the power of post-improv magic.
One night, Ares, Sam, Yudhi, one of the cats and I all vvalked to the gas station. Ares and Sam vvent in, the rest of us sat on the sidevvalk across the street.
A young man came up on a bike vvith vvide eyes and a big smile. Told us he knevv about us(Yudhi, the cat, and myself). VVe vvere ninjas in disguise. I agreed and told him he vvas right. He grinned and told us to keep fighting the good fight, he had our back. Took off on his bike. He vvas probably under the influence of something, but I don't care. He made my night.
It's that time of night again and not being a ninja i am tired so it's goodnight from me and it's meow from ninja cat.
That does not look like a teenage mutant ninja kitty.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Wow, you Australians really have no idea what a real bear is, do ya…..
They might even be confused when it comes to beer not being bear or bare.
But it's cute like you
As long as I don't have a bone to pick with you, all is well.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Marina Sirtis plays an emotional empath who always knows when you're telling a joke, no matter how dry it is.