The last post is the WINNER!

[JustGeorge]

Having your hair professionally "done" is one of the pleasures of life.

You say you come out looking the same as you went in. Consider, if Karen's hair were not done, would it look the same in 18 months?

Also consider, would you prefer a well primped and preened wife or someone looking like she's just been dragged through a hedge backwards?

Of course she only does it to look her best for you.

$130 is cheap, i have mine "done" every 7 weeks, it cost €110, that's about $180 in Aussie funny money

I think I'll take my pleasure in the form of chocolate.

 

[ChristineM]

I think I'll take my pleasure in the form of chocolate.

There is that as well, one can be very well pleasured with €110 worth of chocolate

 

[ChristineM]

Goodnight win.

 

[John53]

Having your hair professionally "done" is one of the pleasures of life.

You say you come out looking the same as you went in. Consider, if Karen's hair were not done, would it look the same in 18 months?

Also consider, would you prefer a well primped and preened wife or someone looking like she's just been dragged through a hedge backwards?

Of course she only does it to look her best for you.

$130 is cheap, i have mine "done" every 7 weeks, it cost €110, that's about $180 in Aussie funny money

I look like I've been dragged backwards through a bush about 4 dozen times, we could match.

 

[ChristineM]

I look like I've been dragged backwards through a bush about 4 dozen times, we could match.

How do you dishevel your hair?

 

[John53]

How do you dishevel your hair?

By refusing to have what's left clipped more often.

 

[sun rise]

I touch up the blue vvhen it fades. A bottle of blue dye costs 12 bucks and lasts about 3 months.

I bleach my roots(my hair is naturally dark and the blue vvont alvvays take) maybe every 4-5 months. A bleach kit costs about the same.

I do both of these things myself, in the bathroom.

I brush it sometimes. VVash it vvhen its dirty.

That concludes my hair care routine and costs.

My wife has had long hair since the 60's except when she had chemo. Her hair care routine is to wash it when needed and use a barrette. Her makeup routine is to wash her face. We're just a pair of aging hippies but happy the way we are.

 

[sun rise]

Goodnight win.

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But what's the one true percentage? Wimpy or "real" as in 86% bitter dark (the way I like it).

 

[JustGeorge]

My wife has had long hair since the 60's except when she had chemo. Her hair care routine is to wash it when needed and use a barrette. Her makeup routine is to wash her face. We're just a pair of aging hippies but happy the way we are.

My hair's about mid back. Its alvvays dyed some color... usually blue these days. I vvear make up, but not vvhat's typical... eyeshadovv and eyeliner, usually in designs and patterns dravvn out the sides of the eye or on the cheekbone. Different colored lipstick; vvhatever matches the clothes I have on. No skin make up. I'm comfortable vvith my skin as it is.

My husband has the real long hair, though. His is about mid thigh. He usually vvears it up, all vvrapped on top of his head, though. Othervvise it gets in his vvay.

Nothing vvrong at all vvith being an aging hippy!

 

[John53]

She's ready and we don't leave for 20 minutes so now I'm in trouble for rushing her.

 

[sun rise]

She's ready and we don't leave for 20 minutes so now I'm in trouble for rushing her.

Just think of her as a kitty and you are, of course, the scratching post.

 

[Wu Wei]

I just won....DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I just won....DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

I just did...my making you lose!

 

[John53]

I was in a shopping center and as I came out there was a security guard patrolling the carpark on a mobility scooter. How's he going to catch someone? Theyd just need to break into a brisk walk and duck in between a few cars.

 

[Wu Wei]

I was in a shopping center and as I came out there was a security guard patrolling the carpark on a mobility scooter. How's he going to catch someone? Theyd just need to break into a brisk walk and duck in between a few cars.

maybe it had a Hemi....

 

[sun rise]

I was in a shopping center and as I came out there was a security guard patrolling the carpark on a mobility scooter. How's he going to catch someone? Theyd just need to break into a brisk walk and duck in between a few cars.

Maybe it had a hidden AK-47.

 

[JustGeorge]

Borrovving the car of the friend that lost her license. It vvasn't vvorking, either, but all it needed vvas a nevv battery.

 

[John53]

Borrovving the car of the friend that lost her license. It vvasn't vvorking, either, but all it needed vvas a nevv battery.

I shoulda rassled the security guard and stole his mobility scooter for you.

 

[JustGeorge]

I shoulda rassled the security guard and stole his mobility scooter for you.

I could have done to it vvhat the guy in my old Hood did to his bike: Add a stereo system to the back, put a canopy over it, and add lights to the vvheels.

That stereo vvas loud... you'd look behind you, expecting to see a large vehicle. Nope, just a guy on a bike.

It'd be perfect!

 

[Wu Wei]

I shoulda rassled the security guard and stole his mobility scooter for you.

Better you didn’t, he may have had security watch Dingos hidden somewhere waiting for just such an occurrence