The last post is the WINNER!

[John53]

My wife will talk to me when she's on the other side of the house and I'm listening to something with headphones on. I should intuitively know that she wants to say something and go where she is to listen. I have a long way to go before I'm successful as a minion.

I suspect if I was ever told that it was a similar scenario.

 

[John53]

Does my strawberry yogurt trump that blueberry?

You ate Trump's yoghurt.

 

[Wu Wei]

Does my strawberry yogurt trump that blueberry?

Yeah…. No…. Maybe…. I don’t know

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

He... *drumroll* ...promised Ares a free month of U-Haul storage...

Uhhhh...what exactly would a 10-year-old do with a month of free U-Haul storage????

 

[ChristineM]

My wife will talk to me when she's on the other side of the house and I'm listening to something with headphones on. I should intuitively know that she wants to say something and go where she is to listen. I have a long way to go before I'm successful as a minion.

My husband has a loss of hearing in the highest frequency range, it happens to coincide with the range of my voice. He therefore has a medical excuse for not hearing me. ;-(

 

[ChristineM]

Uhhhh...what exactly would a 10-year-old do with a month of free U-Haul storage????

Excellent question.

 

[Stevicus]

My husband has a loss of hearing in the highest frequency range, it happens to coincide with the range of my voice. He therefore has a medical excuse for not hearing me. ;-(

Reminds me of my grandfather who used to turn down his hearing aid so he wouldn't have to listen to grandma yelling at him.

 

[John53]

My husband has a loss of hearing in the highest frequency range, it happens to coincide with the range of my voice. He therefore has a medical excuse for not hearing me. ;-(

Pardon?

 

[Stonetree]

You ate yoghurt.

It's a deal I made with Donald...I'd eat his yogurt and he would move to Australia...

 

[ChristineM]

Reminds me of my grandfather who used to turn down his hearing aid so he wouldn't have to listen to grandma yelling at him.

I've never caught him at it but I'm sure that's what hubby does

 

[Stonetree]

My husband has a loss of hearing in the highest frequency range, it happens to coincide with the range of my voice. He therefore has a medical excuse for not hearing me. ;-(

Hubby ain't no dummy....

 

[JustGeorge]

Uhhhh...what exactly would a 10-year-old do with a month of free U-Haul storage????

Apparently, putting a roll of paper towels in it.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Apparently, putting a roll of paper towels in it.

Oh...of course...

 

[Stonetree]

Apparently, putting a roll of paper towels in it.

Just one month free?....that's even dumber..

 

[sun rise]

Apparently, putting a roll of paper towels in it.

If that wild thought process could be somehow harnessed, he would do wonderfully in a job where not only thinking "outside the box" but thinking outside to universe would be his ticket to success. Of course harnessing it is, how can I put it?, a non-trivial task.

 

[John53]

It's a deal I made with Donald...I'd eat his yogurt and he would move to Australia...

That's ok, we gave you Ken Ham so we win.

 

[sun rise]

That's ok, we gave you Ken Ham so we win.

So we can ham it up, of course.

 

[JustGeorge]

If that wild thought process could be somehow harnessed, he would do wonderfully in a job where not only thinking "outside the box" but thinking outside to universe would be his ticket to success. Of course harnessing it is, how can I put it?, a non-trivial task.

I always thought one man demolition team would be a good path.

He could charge for the show.

I don't doubt he could tear apart a building with his hands(and hand tools).

 

[sun rise]

I always thought one man demolition team would be a good path.

He could charge for the show.

I don't doubt he could tear apart a building with his hands(and hand tools).

Don't let him see a video like this one because somehow I think he might be "inspired"

 

[ChristineM]

It's time for my nightly win

Goodnight