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The last post is the WINNER!

Dan From Smithville

For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
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I'm watching a video on the top 21 actors rotting in jail. I'm only up to 3 and I don't know any of them.
I thought the majority of people rotting in jail were actors of some kind.

I'd stick with that claim if anyone asks.
 

Dan From Smithville

For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
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I made it to #5 and have moved on to the last hours of Mussolini.
I don't think he was acting.

I'm not in the mood for anything serious right now. Mussolini is, even in his last hours, is a too serious a subject for me.
 

Dan From Smithville

For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
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You depressed me the other day and I've been melancholy ever since, I'm even using words like melancholy.
I hate to hear that. How bout I do a rough draft for a musical about Mussolini. I'll call it the Linguini Incident as a working title. Would that make you less melancholy?

How do you feel about throwing in a dancing bear and clowns? Oh, and a mariachi band!

I promise to totally butcher any historical integrity.
 

Stevicus

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Melon Collie:

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John53

I go leaps and bounds
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I hate to hear that. How bout I do a rough draft for a musical about Mussolini. I'll call it the Linguini Incident as a working title. Would that make you less melancholy?

How do you feel about throwing in a dancing bear and clowns? Oh, and a mariachi band!

I promise to totally butcher any historical integrity.

But I really like the song your poetry reminded me of even though it makes me melancholic.

 

Dan From Smithville

For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
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Premium Member
I eat the beanies, but I'm no weenie.
I'm Mussolini.

I want the axis, but no new taxes.
I'm Mussolini.

And when I wake in the morning
All the flowers sing, O' Mussolini.

It's a work in progress, but you get the gist.
 
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