The last post is the WINNER!

[Subduction Zone]

My answer is 40 minutes. It does not matter how many players there are 1, 60 or 120. It takes the same amount of time to play the piece.

Approximately, one has to account for humans and conducts (who are also himan) whose internal clockay vary a little.

But 40 minutes is close enough for maths.

Yep, it is a nonsensical question that indicates that the person has no understanding of music (and maybe even mathematics) at all.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Good morning all. 'tiz a warm, wet and humid day after a night of thunderstorms and rain.

I miss that part of summer. We had those storms in Minnesota.

 

[ChristineM]

I miss that part of summer. We had those storms in Minnesota.

We shouldn't be getting them at this time of year

 

[JustGeorge]

I'm gonna do something similar for Karen...

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If I ever get one of those, can I send it over and have you fix it for me, too?

I identify as young, fit and irresistible to women.

I had LeeAnder around 21. He was a pretty easy little kid, but was hyper and wanted everyone to do fantastic activities with him. He didn't care if you said you were too old, or too fat, but he'd have sympathy if you were both old and fat, and let you be.

I soon turned into his "Old Fat Mom", and started referring to myself as such. "LeeAnder, don't make your old, fat mom come across the yard and get you, just come on back." Worked every time.

That was me during the Old Fat Mom period.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

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sounds like an AI-generated question...

 

[sun rise]

Let's all chip in and buy this book for @Wu Wei

There’s a whole chapter on how to maul!

 

[Stevicus]

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It looks like it's one of those "who is buried in Grant's tomb" kind of questions.

 

[JustGeorge]

It looks like it's one of those "who is buried in Grant's tomb" kind of questions.

What color was George Washington's white horse?

 

[Stevicus]

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Purple with pink polka dots.

One I remember as a kid was: If a plane crashed exactly on the border between Canada and the United States, where would they bury the survivors? That's how I learned what the word "survivor" meant.

 

[JustGeorge]

A tongue twister:

Three smart fellers and they all felt smart.

Say it three times fast.

 

[Stonetree]

It's a good tactic to refuse to answer any questions. Be the curious one. "No, did you wink at that pretty girl?"

 

[Stonetree]

What? Who said this was an election year?

 

[Stonetree]

.............

 

[sun rise]

A tongue twister:

Three smart fellers and they all felt smart.

Say it three times fast.

I reversed the 'f' and 's'm in "felt smart --- smelt fart

 

[Stevicus]

A tongue twister:

Three smart fellers and they all felt smart.

Say it three times fast.

"It three times fast."

 

[JustGeorge]

"It three times fast."

Good job!

 

[Wu Wei]

Let's all chip in and buy this book for @Wu Wei

There’s a whole chapter on how to maul!

I was consulted on that book

 

[Subduction Zone]

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Technically? Gray. Or maybe even "Grey".

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Stevicus]