Is that Shakespeare?
Close. Slim Dusty. It's hard to spot the difference.
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Is that Shakespeare?
What are you talking about......That knife is practical for all that...probably even better than that paring knife you're sellin'The one I bought is more practical for carrying & using on packages, rope, sticks.
I'm not a stabby kind of groundskeeper.
ER Staff at a hospital I worked security at was famous for playing a trick on new security guards.... but they never played it on me.... one night in the ER they were talking about the times they sent the security guards to the floor on an emergency errand.... they tell them they were all out of Fallopian tubes tubes and they needed them stat. And then sent them to the floors to get some..... I askked them why they never sent me on that quest.... they asked me what would I have done.... I said gone to the floors, found a nurse who wanted to come back the ER with me, put her in a wheelchair, bring her to the ER and tell them I found your Fallopian tubes...but they would have to remove them themselves..... they looked at me and said..."And that is why we never sent you on that errand"....That's hilarious.
A high school friend that joined the Navy took great joy in sending new recruits around the ship looking for a bulkhead remover. He said one guy came back with a cutting torch he had been given. Technically, he did find one.
You would have thunk it, since he was an expertHe should have known it is really a Foozhalator grommet.
Bamboo is fancy.I thought it might be. I have a cutting board made of bamboo that bears a striking resemblance to the color and grain of that handle.
So you admit you bought it to deprive Panda's of food..... that's just meanBamboo is fancy.
But that's not why I bought it.
No panda has ever workedSo you admit you bought it to deprive Panda's of food..... that's just mean
Dang Panda hater..... well...then that is to be expected.... you are prejudice against all bears.... but I must admit.... if it was not for human intervention.... Panda's would have gone extinct a long time ago..... they ain't the brightest bulbs in the bear worldNo panda has ever worked
to make my life better.
I don't hate all bears.Dang Panda hater..... well...then that is to be expected.... you are prejudice against all bears.... but I must admit.... if it was not for human intervention.... Panda's would have gone extinct a long time ago..... they ain't the brightest bulbs in the bear world
I don't hate all bears.
Gummi bears are good.
I'm sore and dirty. Shower soonI'm sore and crabby.
At least bed time should be soon.
I guess I'm dirty, too, but it seemed fairly far down on the list of complaints so it didn't even register as a complaint.I'm sore and dirty. Shower soon
Poor some diesel over the affected then set it on fire. That gets rid of the little blighters.I'm sore and crabby.
You sound like you know from experience.Poor some diesel over the affected then set it on fire. That gets rid of the little blighters.
You sound like you know from experience.
You cheating ham!....You never wrote poems for me!I love to have a beer with @JustGeorge
I love to have a beer with George
We drink in moderation
And never ever over gorge
We drink at the Town and Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with @JustGeorge
Cause @JustGeorge 's me mate
You cheating ham!....You never wrote poems for me!