The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

That's not a knife...this is a knife

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I see. I'm not familiar with that particular style of Gerber. It does have a blunt tip that should keep it from being pokie.

Are those bamboo scales?

 

[Revoltingest]

That's not a knife...this is a knife

The one I bought is more practical for carrying & using on packages, rope, sticks.
I'm not a stabby kind of groundskeeper.

 

[Revoltingest]

I see. I'm not familiar with that particular style of Gerber. It does have a blunt tip that should keep it from being pokie.

Are those bamboo scales?

Bamboo sides.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

In my job for the last 1,000,000 years I have had multiple conversations with folks about their IT issues and then I see the completely glazed over look of complete and utter confusion, but they keep nodding yes..... there are times I stop and simplify...and there are times I just keep going on....depends on who it is....

Many Many years ago.... over a 1,000,000 years, when I was in high school, I knew a guy who was a auto mechanic expert...at least that is what he wanted everyone to believe.... one day after class he was having issues and I told him it was his Foozhalator valve.... and walked away.... about a year later when I was in trade school for auto mechanics and working on cars on the side, I went to a local parts store and the guys in there were telling stories and laughing like crazy.... Then they told the story of the idiot who came in to get a Foozhalator valve.... we all laughed, and then I asked him if he looked liked a guy I knew, after I described him they said yes.... I then told him I'm the one that sent him here for the Foozhalator valve.... more laughing

That's hilarious.

A high school friend that joined the Navy took great joy in sending new recruits around the ship looking for a bulkhead remover. He said one guy came back with a cutting torch he had been given. Technically, he did find one.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Bamboo sides.

I thought it might be. I have a cutting board made of bamboo that bears a striking resemblance to the color and grain of that handle.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

The one I bought is more practical for carrying & using on packages, rope, sticks.
I'm not a stabby kind of groundskeeper.

I think I rather like it. Looks useful.

 

[John53]

I know of someone that believes they can read all those hieroglyphics, but someone has to translate them to English first apparently.

But only in a flow chart

 

[sun rise]

In my job for the last 1,000,000 years I have had multiple conversations with folks about their IT issues and then I see the completely glazed over look of complete and utter confusion, but they keep nodding yes..... there are times I stop and simplify...and there are times I just keep going on....depends on who it is....

Many Many years ago.... over a 1,000,000 years, when I was in high school, I knew a guy who was a auto mechanic expert...at least that is what he wanted everyone to believe.... one day after class he was having issues and I told him it was his Foozhalator valve.... and walked away.... about a year later when I was in trade school for auto mechanics and working on cars on the side, I went to a local parts store and the guys in there were telling stories and laughing like crazy.... Then they told the story of the idiot who came in to get a Foozhalator valve.... we all laughed, and then I asked him if he looked liked a guy I knew, after I described him they said yes.... I then told him I'm the one that sent him here for the Foozhalator valve.... more laughing

He should have known it is really a Foozhalator grommet.

 

[JustGeorge]

Ares just informed me he looks like Coolio.

I ain't seeing it.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

But only in a flow chart

True. Someone else's flow chart.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Ares just informed me he looks like Coolio.

I ain't seeing it.

The late rapper?

 

[sun rise]

Ares just informed me he looks like Coolio.

I ain't seeing it.

On the inside?

 

[JustGeorge]

The late rapper?

Yes, him.

On the inside?

Maybe.

I'm not sure what Coolio looks like on the inside to compare.

 

[John53]

Ares just informed me he looks like Coolio.

I ain't seeing it.

You probably wouldn't notice my striking resemblance to a young Brad Pitt either.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Yes, him.

Maybe.

I'm not sure what Coolio looks like on the inside to compare.

From what I recall, he doesn't look to well on the outside these days. Or I wouldn't expect him to. I think he passed away some years ago.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You probably wouldn't notice my striking resemblance to a young Brad Pitt either.

I noticed, but dismissed it as mere coincidence.

 

[John53]

I've done a little fightin in the western bars
Done a little lovin neath the moon and the stars
I wear bright clothes and shirts full of colour
And the girls know me as a cunning fella

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I've done a little fightin in the western bars
Done a little lovin neath the moon and the stars
I wear bright clothes and shirts full of colour
And the girls know me as a cunning fella

Is that Shakespeare?

 

[JustGeorge]

You probably wouldn't notice my striking resemblance to a young Brad Pitt either.

I did, but I never found Pitt very attractive, so I didn't want to be rude and point it out.

From what I recall, he doesn't look to well on the outside these days. Or I wouldn't expect him to. I think he passed away some years ago.

He died in 2022, it seems. (Looked it up.)