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The last post is the WINNER!

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
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@Dan From Smithville , I know this will pull your whiskers. Daffy, yes, the duck, was my favorite.
That's OK. Everybody needs someone to like them. Even Daffy.
You're an admiral bunny, Dan. I just don't understand why you have thrown away the low-life status that we share here to have a staff chauffeur, a windowed office and that big paycheck.
The champagne spring is my favorite part of that entire deal.
 

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
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Premium Member
Time for sleep, goodnight all you wonderful people and dogs and bears.

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Too keep the children quiet for an hour two ask them to hold a bank note against the wall with their forehead as shown in the picture. The last one holding the note in position wins the money.
I'd be willing to see if this works for an adult if you increase the number of notes and add some 0's to the 1.
 

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
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Premium Member
As bunnies go, I've got a bit of a wicked streak. I wouldn't say I'm an evil bunny.

But nothing like Mr. Bunny though. He was, shall we say, grooming himself yesterday. Unabashedly and publicly. He's no gentleman if you ask me.
 

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Staff member
Premium Member
I should get a picture of Mr. Bunny. He looks so cute and fluffy. Big eyes and floppy ears.

All that hiding a loveable, disgusting pig.
 

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
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Premium Member
Me too. $1000 an hour is much better though.
My price for doing something bad is $542,000,000.23 American.

They say everyone has a price. I just came up with a number. I'm not saying that the price is worth it. But if anyone wants me to do something that would require a compromise of my values and beliefs, that is where they need to start.
 
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