The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

Ha! You actually believe there's going to be a 1000th page? That's cute.

Well the world might end before or the internet die but I'm an optimist and even if it is a virtual zombie world that survives, there will be a 1000th page. If the world disappears in mahapralaya and reappears and re-evolves for trillions and trillions of years, the internet will be reborn, RF come back into existence, a reincarnation of this thread started and the 1000th page reached. It's inevitable in all universes and in all time and space.

 

[4consideration]

What he said.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Well the world might end before or the internet die but I'm an optimist and even if it is a virtual zombie world that survives, there will be a 1000th page. If the world disappears in mahapralaya and reappears and re-evolves for trillions and trillions of years, the internet will be reborn, RF come back into existence, a reincarnation of this thread started and the 1000th page reached. It's inevitable in all universes and in all time and space.

Depends. The 999th page could be asymptotic.

 

[Revoltingest]

An asymptomatic page?
Weird.
Win.

 

[sun rise]

An asymptomatic page?
Weird.
Win.

Asymptomatic more likely.

 

[Revoltingest]

My cat's breath smells like cat.

 

[sun rise]

No more posting in this thread until you finish every word of this book and put it into practice

 

[Brickjectivity]

No more posting in this thread until you finish every word of this book and put it into practice

You don't like my language? That's just ruff.

 

[sun rise]

You don't like my language? That's just ruff.

F. Repeat the grade.

 

[4consideration]

No more posting in this thread until you finish every word of this book and put it into practice

Whatever you say, here's a snack, and would you like me to rub your belly?

 

[Revoltingest]

Woof woof!

Translation:
I win!

 

[4consideration]

Oh, I'm sorry. I used Google Translate and that's not really what "Woof Woof" means.

"Woof Woof means, "would you like a foot rub."

Yes, please.

 

[sun rise]

Whatever you say, here's a snack, and would you like me to rub your belly?

That is a winning idea.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, I'm sorry. I used Google Translate and that's not really what "Woof Woof" means.

"Woof Woof means, "would you like a foot rub."

Yes, please.

You misread the tone in the second "woof".
With rising inflection, it means "win".
It's a common mistake.

 

[sun rise]

Oh, I'm sorry. I used Google Translate and that's not really what "Woof Woof" means.

"Woof Woof means, "would you like a foot rub."

Yes, please.

I was just going to ask

 

[4consideration]

You misread the tone in the second "woof".
With rising inflection, it means "win".
It's a common mistake.

Oh, yes. I forgot we were being nice to each other see what you mean. My mistake. Really. I beg your pardon.

 

[4consideration]

I was just going to ask

Your wife is my hero. She has trained you well.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Its not what it looks like. She's protecting this dog from making another losing post.

 

[Wu Wei]

Paws off the dog kitty

Man...being nice is hard........

 

[sun rise]

Paws off the dog kitty

Man...being nice is hard........

Being "nice" is a trap because sometimes one gives in to avoid unpleasantness when one should be strong.