The last post is the WINNER!

[ChristineM]

Sorry, I already replaced two sofas and a coffee table and reupholstered two chairs because of cats.

Cats are like living art that tears apart the furniture and vomits on the rug

 

[JustGeorge]

Why can't you, is ot a safety thing?

Ok, i see, a dog thing...

Cat.

Nina simply cannot resist peeing on the rug.

 

[JustGeorge]

I rearranged the entire downstairs and thought how nice it would all look with a rug. I even have the perfect rug.

Nope.

 

[ChristineM]

Cat.

Nina simply cannot resist peeing on the rug.

I see better now, sorry, i thought Nina was a dog

 

[ChristineM]

Goodnight

 

[John53]

I outdid you, @John53 !

You walked out in your underwear, but I ran out after Ares, and lost my pants.

Luckily, I caught them before the front fell, but if anyone was outside, they are now aware of what my butt looks like.

I expect lawsuits to follow.

I highly doubt your butt is more offensive than my fat gut and man boobs.

 

[John53]

Better luck this time around.

Seems better, no drop bears or clumsy ninjas crawling over the roof.

 

[Wirey]

It has rained here almost non-stop for four weeks. Weeks!

 

[JustGeorge]

I highly doubt your butt is more offensive than my fat gut and man boobs.

Well, that would be a contest made in hell.

"Most offensive body part"

 

[John53]

Well, that would be a contest made in hell.

"Most offensive body part"

The RF sealed section

 

[John53]

It has rained here almost non-stop for four weeks. Weeks!

Buy some floaties

 

[sun rise]

I wish I could have a living room rug.

Cats, dogs and kids would make short work of such a rug - I'm not sure who would be the biggest demolisher.

 

[sun rise]

Cat.

Nina simply cannot resist peeing on the rug.

You beat me to it by answering the question before I could ask.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[JustGeorge]

Cats, dogs and kids would make short work of such a rug - I'm not sure who would be the biggest demolisher.

Nina will get it little by little by little...

However, if Dharma has access to it, its done. Over in one go. (Dog)

 

[John53]

Today's sitting around involves the dog and the vet. And to make it worse the highway is blocked south of me by a bad accident but fortunately I'm heading north, the only worry is getting back home if the traffic has banked back to my turn off.

 

[JustGeorge]

Today's sitting around involves the dog and the vet. And to make it worse the highway is blocked south of me by a bad accident but fortunately I'm heading north, the only worry is getting back home if the traffic has banked back to my turn off.

Going to the vet doesn't sound like sitting around to me.

 

[Kathryn]

Cats are like living art that tears apart the furniture and vomits on the rug

LOL so true.

 

[Stonetree]

Today's sitting around involves the dog and the vet. And to make it worse the highway is blocked south of me by a bad accident but fortunately I'm heading north, the only worry is getting back home if the traffic has banked back to my turn off.

I hope they can give some relief from whatever is bothering your dog. I'm sure it will be inexpensive.

 

[sun rise]

However, if Dharma has access to it, its done. Over in one go. (Dog)

I keep being bemused by the dog's name, Dharma. I searched for something that might feel right but this is as close as I could come: