The Longest Thread Ever!

[4consideration]

Im not making it feel inferior, im giving it encouragement to up it's game; to be all it can be; to be Army Strong!

You could help instead of just defending the thread and telling it that it's ok to not reach it's full potential

Alright then, if you think going the military route will work, we could try that.

Announcement:

All participants in this thread are required to post daily until your tour of duty is complete. (That shall be determined during the annual meeting of me.)

Any posters not showing up daily and posting a minimum of 1 (one) post may be considered AWOL, and may be subject to the penalties as per The Official RF Code Book for Participation in the Longest Ever Thread, specifically Section 1234.567.*


*This asterisk has no actual footnote, so it's feeling a bit foolish right now.

 

[DreadFish]

Alright then, if you think going the military route will work, we could try that.

Announcement:

All participants in this thread are required to post daily until your tour of duty is complete. (That shall be determined during the annual meeting of me.)

Any posters not showing up daily and posting a minimum of 1 (one) post may be considered AWOL, and may be subject to the penalties as per The Official RF Code Book for Participation in the Longest Ever Thread, specifically Section 1234.567.*


*This asterisk has no actual footnote, so it's feeling a bit foolish right now.

I volunteer to enlist. But, can I be an officer?

 

[AK4]

Absolutely HILARIOUS!!! I LOVE IT. Just hope I don't get screwed for serving this thread then...:angel2:

 

[4consideration]

I volunteer to enlist. But, can I be an officer?

Of course you may be an officer. Your first duty as officer is to read this entire thread (again) and compile a list of participants.

This is a very important duty, and one that demonstrates your dedication to the cause, because nothing will be done with the list, and we need to know that you are willing to cheerfully do a job for which you will get no reward, and with full knowledge that nothing will be done with information you compile.

 

[Revoltingest]

The thread's title still lies!
But I'm doing my part to make it an honest woman....er, thread.

 

[4consideration]

The thread's title still lies!
But I'm doing my part to make it an honest woman....er, thread.

Great!

You've got KP duty. We'll need plenty of snacks, since we're in for the long-haul.

In case you don't understand what I'm getting at, soldier, you're in charge of sammiches.

 

[4consideration]

Absolutely HILARIOUS!!! I LOVE IT. Just hope I don't get screwed for serving this thread then...:angel2:

I have a Special OPs secret assignment for you.

Your job is to add a post to this thread after every other post that you make on RF. That should keep the thread visible near the top of the Today's Post page.

It's an important assignment. We're counting on you.

 

[Revoltingest]

Great!

You've got KP duty. We'll need plenty of snacks, since we're in for the long-haul.

In case you don't understand what I'm getting at, soldier, you're in charge of sammiches.

150 poutine & haggis sammiches coming up!

 

[4consideration]

150 poutine & haggis sammiches coming up!

We'll need some veggie sammiches, too.

 

[Revoltingest]

We'll need some veggie sammiches, too.

Great!
I'll whip up some chou dofu haggis for the vegan crowd.

 

[AK4]

I have a Special OPs secret assignment for you.

Your job is to add a post to this thread after every other post that you make on RF. That should keep the thread visible near the top of the Today's Post page.

It's an important assignment. We're counting on you.

SIR YES SIR! You can count on me

 

[Revoltingest]

My sammichs are big!

 

[4consideration]

Well, as soon as Dreadfish reports, we'll know how many of those we'll need.

 

[Revoltingest]

Would you care for extra Surstromming on yours?

 

[AK4]

I have a Special OPs secret assignment for you.

Your job is to add a post to this thread after every other post that you make on RF. That should keep the thread visible near the top of the Today's Post page.

It's an important assignment. We're counting on you.

I have kept the mission going sir. Will report again tomorrow...over and out:run:

 

[4consideration]

Would you care for extra Surstromming on yours?

No, thank you. I'm trying to cut back.

 

[4consideration]

I have kept the mission going sir. Will report again tomorrow...over and out:run:

Excellent. Will be looking for that report.

 

[Revoltingest]

No, thank you. I'm trying to cut back.

I'm trying to never start eating the world's stinkiest food.

 

[xkatz]

I'm trying to never start eating the world's stinkiest food.

Bacon is pretty stinky, horrible, and liebertarian.

:ignore:

:run:

 

[Revoltingest]

Bacon is pretty stinky, horrible, and liebertarian.

:ignore:

:run:

Bacon is love, warmth, health, peace, & salty.