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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Smart_Guy

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Premium Member
For some reason I developed a fever all the sudden!
I'm so weak and tired wright now!
I wanna be married and have someone by my side right now :(
Oooh, why is life so cruel?
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
For some reason I developed a fever all the sudden!
I'm so weak and tired wright now!
I wanna be married and have someone by my side right now :(
Oooh, why is life so cruel?
Here, have some chicken noodle soup, & post me in the morning.
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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Pray for me man, my case is not as easy as one might think :(
I can help you snare a woman:
- Any time she's upset about anything, always apologize.
- She's always right, even when she isn't.
- Give her flowers & jewelry regularly, especially if your apology didn't work.
- Her cooking is fantastic. This is always true, even if it isn't.
- The answer to half of all questions, is that the dress makes her look slim.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I dislike it intensely with you hire someone to do a job.... and they don't do it
 

Smart_Guy

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Premium Member
I can help you snare a woman:
- Any time she's upset about anything, always apologize.
- She's always right, even when she isn't.
- Give her flowers & jewelry regularly, especially if your apology didn't work.
- Her cooking is fantastic. This is always true, even if it isn't.
- The answer to half of all questions, is that the dress makes her look slim.

Words of gold!

Thanks man!

Now, I'll go find someone first :)
 

Monk Of Reason

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
I can help you snare a woman:
- Any time she's upset about anything, always apologize.
- She's always right, even when she isn't.
- Give her flowers & jewelry regularly, especially if your apology didn't work.
- Her cooking is fantastic. This is always true, even if it isn't.
- The answer to half of all questions, is that the dress makes her look slim.

That only works for a while. Its like medication. If you keep using the same stuff over and over she will slowly become immune. Unless your an addictive.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
That only works for a while. Its like medication. If you keep using the same stuff over and over she will slowly become immune. Unless your an addictive.
No, the basics are forever.
But you are correct that there is more to snaring a wimins,
the many details of which are beyond the scope of this thread.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I've been back two days and I'm fed up of this place, already. >_>
That sucks. That was literally the very first thing I read here after I logged back on here after being gone for a few months.:(

I sympathize.
Ya gotta decide whom to avoid, & how to handle each of the others.
Still, it will be vexing at times.
I was hoping that maybe it was abit different by now. But I have come to realize this place has kept me pretty informed on whats going on out there, despite much of the toxicity that exists to get to it.
 

Breathe

Hostis humani generis
That sucks. That was literally the very first thing I read here after I logged back on here after being gone for a few months.:(
Sorry about that; it was pretty depressing for me as well; the place definitely seems to have taken a more bitter turn since I was last on. Not a good feeling after being away for several months. :(

Thankfully most of the ****-stirring troublemakers have backed off a little now as I guess they've realized they can't hope to bully me, coupled with not stooping to their level. ;)
 

Smart_Guy

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Premium Member
I hope you're feeling better soon, Smart_Guy! :(

Thank you ma'am, you're too kind :eek:

It was a heavy fever, that got better after one day leaving a little dizziness I'm having now, and another thing called Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) which I'm still suffering from at the moment!

I always thought that health problems never come more than once in the same time, but I guess I was wrong :(

At some point I felt like I was gonna die! I literally crawled to the W.C. the other day because of the pain and disorientation!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
My back, right hip and right knee hurt...I Have had enough of cold weather
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
Some days I wish I knew everything and then quickly change my mind because it would be boring if I didn't have anything new to learn or experience.
 
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