The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

I haven't straightened my hair in a week now, and wow it's become so curly.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I must remain steadfast. I've not been to bed yet, and I've found/killed four bedbugs already. I'm having to keep it in my mind the plan was to draw them out anyways, and hoping they hide around my bed so I can find them easier, as this searching for them in the conventional ways has not turned up many of them.

 

[sun rise]

I must remain steadfast. I've not been to bed yet, and I've found/killed four bedbugs already. I'm having to keep it in my mind the plan was to draw them out anyways, and hoping they hide around my bed so I can find them easier, as this searching for them in the conventional ways has not turned up many of them.

Those little suckers are hard to get rid off.

 

[Wu Wei]

If you weren't a bear, you would not need to become a trained bear.

50% of the training was actually useful.....50% was a complete waste of time....

 

[Revoltingest]

A warm light rain is falling.
This will benefit recently planted grass seed.

 

[Wu Wei]

stupid rassin frassin no account sinus junk appears to have settled into my left ear..... calling the Doctor today to see if he can do anything

 

[Wirey]

Energy East got cancelled, and one of my coworkers is taking it personally.

 

[Revoltingest]

My new Condor Parang should arrive soon.
I hope it's today!

 

[Wirey]

My new Condor Parang should arrive soon.
I hope it's today!

Penicillin will clear that up.

 

[Revoltingest]

Penicillin will clear that up.

Condor Parangs are penicillin resistant!

 

[Wirey]

Sorry Sir! Please don't slash me!

 

[Revoltingest]

Sorry Sir! Please don't slash me!

I'm a flasher....not a slasher.

 

[sun rise]

I'm a flasher....not a slasher.

I like to think of you as a brasher basher slasher flasher.

 

[DavidFirth]

Oh, just stash all this talk!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I woke up with no bedbug bites!

 

[Wu Wei]

I gots fluid behind me ear drums..... now I be very dizzy

 

[sun rise]

I gots fluid behind me ear drums..... now I be very dizzy

I assume you've searched for "Epley maneuver"? I've done it on myself a number of times.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Isn't that the one where Kirk bluffs the little-boy alien about the Enterprise being able to blow up his giant ship?

 

[Revoltingest]

A building I sold on Monday sprang a leak today.
(The tenant called me.)
Woo.....hoo.....it.....is.....not....my....problem.....!!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Isn't that the one where Kirk bluffs the little-boy alien about the Enterprise being able to blow up his giant ship?

That's the Corbomite Maneuver, bleeblenuts!