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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
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Wirey

Fartist
"Many times," thought Manny, "I have come to this place for sustenance. Many times. But now, with the sun at my back and the end in sight, I only wish for the feel of the horse beneath me, the taste of the trail, and a big cup of peppermint tea."

From the upcoming novel, "Manny the Ranch Hand is an Idiot"
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I found one bedbug last night, and woke again bite free!!!
As hard and difficult as this has been, it makes me wonder if in times long past, if anyone ever got good at getting rid of them, if they acquired the nickname "Bedbug's Bane" and was considered the absolute last person you wanted to kill when sacking a town?
 

Wirey

Fartist
I found one bedbug last night, and woke again bite free!!!
As hard and difficult as this has been, it makes me wonder if in times long past, if anyone ever got good at getting rid of them, if they acquired the nickname "Bedbug's Bane" and was considered the absolute last person you wanted to kill when sacking a town?

That was my nickname in high school. Or was it "Dork"?
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I'm engaged in a long, twilight struggle against weeds. I willingly bear the burden of this struggle. I will pay almost any reasonable price is this struggle. (And if this rings a bell in your memory, you might be near as old as I am).

I march into battle with a pick and shovel at the ready. And if this is not sufficient, I'll employ chemical weapons or even the 2017 version of a flame thrower.

I shall prevail.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Winning by planting seedlings in newly moist soil.
Conditions seem right for good root development before winter.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I feel weird. Like I want to express myself in some way though I am not sure how, but I know that urge won't be satisfied.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
My vocational rehabilitation case manager works so damn hard for me that I forgot I was even accepted/enrolled into the program until today, when I got a letter saying they are moving to a new building.
 
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