Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Think I already did....and I have no idea how or why
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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Think I already did....and I have no idea how or why
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Homer: Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
Homer: All right, brain, it's all up to you; you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever.
Homer's Brain: Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding.
Reverend Lovejoy: Get a divorce.
Helen Lovejoy: Mmm-hmmm.
Marge: But isn't that a sin?
Reverend Lovejoy: Um, Marge, just about everything is a sin.
[holds up Bible]
Reverend Lovejoy: Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.
Homer: All right, brain, it's all up to you; you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever.
Homer's Brain: Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding.
Reverend Lovejoy: Get a divorce.
Helen Lovejoy: Mmm-hmmm.
Marge: But isn't that a sin?
Reverend Lovejoy: Um, Marge, just about everything is a sin.
[holds up Bible]
Reverend Lovejoy: Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.
But it's also utterly useless for tracking donuts, which is what I read first...
Then what good is it!
surprisingly, when you put "donut tracker" into google search, there are actually entries that come up for donut tracking...for example:
DNKN | THE DONUT TRACKER
"This is the worst kind of discrimination....the kind against me!"
Bender Bending Rodriquez.
Bender Bending Rodriquez.
They're also planning to sell RF branded fuzzy blue thongs.
Woberts
The Perfumed Seneschal
I know what @PopeADope is getting for his birthday then.
Let's take him to this restaurant.....
Rat in Broth Wipes $190 Million Off Restaurant Chain’s Value
HONG KONG — At hotpot restaurants in China, most of the ingredients are relatively inexpensive. Customers dip pieces of raw meat and vegetables into a big vat of simmering broth until everything cooks and bubbles to the surface.
For one Chinese restaurant chain, however, an item found by a customer at one of its outlets has proved to be particularly costly: a rat.
A video of a small, dead rat — boiled, gelatinous and with its stunned arms outstretched — fished out of a vat of bubbling broth has shocked China, and sent shares of a popular restaurant chain plummeting.
I got one for @Revoltingest for Xmas a couple of years ago.
He put it on over his head and started doing something with his tongue that caused a bit of upset.
I can only imagine what @PopeADope will do with his.
Tom
Clothing can be inspiring.
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Spiderman
Veteran Member
He wore it over his head,
And spoke with his tongue to Mother Teresa of Calcutta, saying: hello Blessed Mother, I'm the used colostomy bag salesman", and proceeded to sell her one of his used colostomy bags.
That was haggis!