The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[StarryNightshade]

I have a canker sore. Again.

 

[4consideration]

I have a canker sore. Again.

For ones inside the mouth, I have found that one raisin usually handles it for me in one try. I open it and put the interior, meaty part of the raisin on the canker sore. It stings a little bit for a short while, like a minute. I leave it there until well after the stinging sensation leaves (about 5 minutes.)

 

[Draupadi]

I want to eat bacon, but it's not available around me! Waaaahahaha!

 

[Wirey]

My wife used some spice mix she bought at a farmer's market to make chicken kabobs last night, and now I could use my butt to hit Hiroshima again. It's August 6, so I thought I'd throw Hiroshima in there.

 

[Revoltingest]

I want to eat bacon, but it's not available around me! Waaaahahaha!

I can't help you with your delectable dilemma,
but I can post this fun gif....

 

[Smart_Guy]

That's one huge gecko!

 

[Draupadi]

I can't help you with your delectable dilemma,
but I can post this fun gif....

Thanks Revoltingest .

 

[Revoltingest]

That's one huge gecko!

No, this is one big gecko....

 

[Breathe]

Maybe someone can explain this to me: I bought two pairs of jeans from the same place. They were the same size and width and the same brand. One pair fit me perfectly, the other pair was too tight. How does this happen?

Clearly aliens.

 

[Tarheeler]

We found a local distillery that makes vodka from sweet potatoes, and it just happens to be certified kosher for passover.

 

[Wirey]

We found a local distillery that makes vodka from sweet potatoes, and it just happens to be certified kosher for passover.

Did you try it?

 

[Tarheeler]

Did you try it?

It wasn't the best vodka I've had, but it wasn't bad at all.

 

[Revoltingest]

And of course there is also...

 

[ChristineES]

All this bacon talk makes me want to make a BLT right now!!! But all I have is lettuce and tomatoes in the house. That's puts a damper on the B part of the sandwich (The best part).

 

[Revoltingest]

Here you go.
This should last you a while.

 

[StarryNightshade]

I'm hungry but don't know what I want to eat.

 

[Nyingjé Tso]

Here you go.
This should last you a while.

Is that the legendary bacon montain at Seattle's redmill burger ?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Here you go.
This should last you a while.

I think my arteries are clogging just looking at it!

 

[Wirey]

We have a new worker who has an unbelievably perfect posterior. I think it might be fake. He seems nice, though.

 

[Wirey]

The doctor just told me I can have vodka again! Buy Grey Goose stock!