The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

You should have offered him a drink.

I just wished him good luck.

But back in the late 70s I was on a bike ride, & was run down by a drunk.
Sitting there with a broken leg, a passer by offered me a drink.
(I knew he was drunk cuz some people chased him down, & called the cops.
He said he intended to kill me. Incompetent lush! The court took away his
driver license for a whole year.)

 

[Draupadi]

:sorry1:

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Woo hoo!
Do they have any openings for a knave or jester?

Considering the school I'm now working for, they just might.

 

[Wirey]

Considering the school I'm now working for, they just might.

I always wanted to be a village drunk. Let me know.

 

[Nyingjé Tso]

Officially in for the Blizzardfest challenge !
...
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Now I have to work my *** off <____<

 

[Wu Wei]

They finally GOT me........ I have been FORCED to take a.... dare I say it..... a smart phone..... been fighting this for years

 

[Revoltingest]

I have it on good authority that Wu Wei is back.
(And it smells like he stepped in something on his way here.)

 

[Wu Wei]

I have it on good authority that Wu Wei is back.
(And it smells like he stepped in something on his way here.)

no he's not...and I deny any knowledge to the contrary

You know, if I could read that clearly with my left eye I bet I'd have something much wittier to say

 

[Revoltingest]

Is your left nostril blind too?

 

[Wu Wei]

Aren't you getting offended in the wrong thread...... besides I did go with the Groundskeeper Willie Aftershave this morning...I picked it up in the 99 cents store

 

[Shadow Wolf]

They finally GOT me........ I have been FORCED to take a.... dare I say it..... a smart phone..... been fighting this for years

I think the only thing a smart phone is good for is target practice. If I want a phone, I'll get a phone. If I want a portable computer, I'll get a laptop. It's not like I'd have all the stuff activated so you can "get the most out of your phone," anyways because I don't want marketing firms and corporations getting all they can from me.

 

[Revoltingest]

.....I did go with the Groundskeeper Willie Aftershave this morning...I picked it up in the 99 cents store

Even I don't use me own brand of aftershave.
It's made from fermented goat pee, haggis drippings, & anchovy oil.

 

[Wu Wei]

I think the only thing a smart phone is good for is target practice. If I want a phone, I'll get a phone. If I want a portable computer, I'll get a laptop. It's not like I'd have all the stuff activated so you can "get the most out of your phone," anyways because I don't want marketing firms and corporations getting all they can from me.

I have a low tech flip phone that is pretty much indestructible but sadly it is the life of an IT person..... I put up a good fight though...it took them 5 years to finally won the day

However I have made it perfectly clear that the office is too close to a rather large river and they should really think about the following corona commercial as they gave it to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU_J8YzN4Co

 

[Alt Thinker]

Speaking of avatars, I just realized I am over 490 years old. According to my calculations I will reach 500 on Sept 3 2015 at which time I will have 7 birthday parties.

 

[xkatz]

I am a human!

 

[Wirey]

The Chinese girl who brings our coffee just showed me her boobs. With God as my witness, I have no idea what to do.

 

[Revoltingest]

Look.
Otherwise she'll be offended.

 

[Alt Thinker]

The Chinese girl who brings our coffee just showed me her boobs. With God as my witness, I have no idea what to do.

Ask for cream and sugar.

 

[Wirey]

Hilarious! Apparently, she's single, and some of the guys told her I am, too, and I have a crush on her. There's a lot of laughing here.

Cream and sugar. Consider that line stolen!

 

[Revoltingest]