The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wirey]

I bought new kicks for my Vegas trip.

 

[Revoltingest]

I heard a siren passing by at high speed just now!

 

[Wirey]

I heard a siren passing by at high speed just now!

They missed you again!

 

[Revoltingest]

Story of me life.

 

[Wirey]

You would think that women would take it as a compliment when you grabbed their breasts and yelled "I'm the King of Knobbington Castle!" You'd think that.

 

[Revoltingest]

I know!
It signifies approval.
And everyone knows women want that.

Also, a word to the wise.
Motorboating is not as effective in breaking the ice as you'd think.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm nailing my finger cut...

No wait, I'm cutting my finger nails!

 

[Revoltingest]

Daughter now living in NYC to visit this weekend!
(NYC sux.....too crowded & pricey.)

 

[Wirey]

Daughter now living in NYC to visit this weekend!
(NYC sux.....too crowded & pricey.)

I love New York!

 

[Revoltingest]

I love New York!

You'd love any place not covered by a glacier & attacking polar bears!
And in NYC, the polar bears are the ones getting attacked.

 

[Wu Wei]

The brain hates a 3 optic difference in vision, it simply cannot get use to it..... I currently have a 6 optic difference

 

[Revoltingest]

The brain hates a 3 optic difference in vision, it simply cannot get use to it..... I currently have a 6 optic difference

So you think you have problems?
I have a real problem!
I just had a cat sit on my lap...& there are a couple cat hairs on me flannel PJs now!
Btw, they're 3 stooges themed.

 

[Quagmire]

Don't do it. . .

DON'T DO IT . . .

DON'T DO IT!!!!

DON'T CLICK ON THE CURRENT "DID JESUS EXIST" THREAD!!!! JUST DON'T!!!! . . . .

EH! UH!! URRRRRRRRRRRRR. . . .


Hey! I didn't do it!!

To me --->:clap:clap:clap<----

 

[Quagmire]

I feel so clean.

 

[Revoltingest]

To have a local a restaurant with really great hummus & babaghanouzh is a wonderful thing.

 

[Revoltingest]

I feel so clean.

Really? I read your mind.
Afterwards I had to wash mine out with soap!

 

[Quagmire]

Really? I read your mind.
Afterwards I had to wash mine out with soap!

Yeah but those were all old stains. No new steaming piles.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I feel like standing on things to do flips off them. It's been a few years since I have done this, but I'm sure by next year I can be standing on top of pool ladders again and flipping off of them with ease.

 

[Alt Thinker]

I'm going to my cousin's wedding tonight.

A cousin 10 years older than me.

I'm not married

Did you take someone really really hot to show him what he will be missing?

 

[Revoltingest]

Alt Thinker has dog breath.