The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[ElizabethGould]

I'm eating chips...

 

[Draka]

I should be eating something It's almost four and I still haven't had lunch today.

 

[Titanic]

I am watching the Buffalo Bills play.

 

[illykitty]

I'm dreading tomorrow. My heart is pounding. I really don't like work.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I've got a chest infection, and the chances of getting a GP appointment sometime in the next century is unlikely.

 

[DreadFish]

This is hardly a meaningless announcement but, the new Breaking Bad is about to come on in 4 minutes!

 

[Titanic]

I heard somewhere that lamb is tasteless.

 

[DreadFish]

I heard somewhere that lamb is tasteless.

Not true (from personal experience).

 

[Titanic]

Not true (from personal experience).

I gotcha bro.

 

[Titanic]

Being a nightowl is a mysterious thing.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

I'm supposed to soak my toe every night in warm water with Epsom salts for 20 minutes for 7-10 days. I haven't soaked in 3 days; should I be concerned?

 

[Me Myself]

the season 4 endind of Breaking bad was perfect. perfect

perfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

 

[illykitty]

I am at home, got sent back because of depression. I feel so crappy and now people at work are ****** off. I feel so ashamed and guilty.

I don't know what to say to them or my husband.

 

[Wirey]

I fired someone today for showing up with booze on his breath, and then found out yesterday was the tenth anniversary of his daughter's death. I gotta rehire that guy.

 

[Titanic]

I fired someone today for showing up with booze on his breath, and then found out yesterday was the tenth anniversary of his daughter's death. I gotta rehire that guy.

Yeah I would rehire him as well.

 

[rageoftyrael]

No!!!! Do not rehire that guy! It would be one thing if his daughter just died, I could see cutting a guy some slack. But coming in to work with booze on your breath on the 10th anniversary? That's BS.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I fired someone today for showing up with booze on his breath, and then found out yesterday was the tenth anniversary of his daughter's death. I gotta rehire that guy.

10 years later and why? If you do rehire the guy, I would place some stipulations on it, such as he gets help if you think he may have a drinking problem and doesn't show up drunk again.
Or if he did it just to show up drunk and use his daughters death as an excuse, then why rehire him?
When I was a manager people showing up drunk was my number one way to fire people and get rid of bad workers as that is one thing that cannot be argued and is something a good worker doesn't do.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

I found out tonight that someone I am very close to has a brain tumor and only has a few months left.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I found out tonight that someone I am very close to has a brain tumor and only has a few months left.

That's terrible! I had a friend in a similar situation where she also had a brain tumour. Be there for them, they'll deeply appreciate the support.

 

[Nyingjé Tso]

I need my computer to entertain me
I need to be entertained to be good
I need to be good to work
I need my computer for work
I need to work to get money

My computer is dying, so, I'm not entertained, not good, and can't work....and therefore, no money to buy another

....

*deskflip, tableflip, floorflip, catflip, houseflip, ultimate rage of doom from fuuuuuuland and beyond*