Viker
Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
Something smelly and tiny doesn't count as powerful.
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Wirey
Fartist
That'll replace the white whale in my nightmares.
Wirey
Fartist
If I may post an older line,
My wiener is so big it grew it's own wiener, and my wiener's wiener is bigger than everyone else's wiener!
Viker
Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
Wiener? Vienna "sausage" sitting out all day, in the sun.
Aye, water cooling on modern bikes is technologically superior, but air cooled engines
look best on bikes. If only someone found a way to ditch that hideous radiator!
look best on bikes. If only someone found a way to ditch that hideous radiator!
I really put my foot in my mouth on Facebook today. (Or would that be I put my typing fingers into my mouth). I said one thing and everyone took it mean something I didn't mean to say. Doesn't matter, though. I didn't know the people responding to me. 
Wirey
Fartist
I really put my foot in my mouth on Facebook today. (Or would that be I put my typing fingers into my mouth). I said one thing and everyone took it mean something I didn't mean to say. Doesn't matter, though. I didn't know the people responding to me.
Just admit that you came on to Gene Simmons and get it over with!
I took my kids to the doctor for a check-up yesterday. When the measured my son, he measured at 5'3". I've been saying I'm 5'3" for years. Something about that's been bothering me.
When we stand side by side and look in a mirror, he looks taller than me. Either the doctor's office has defective measuring equipment, or we have defective mirrors.
When we stand side by side and look in a mirror, he looks taller than me. Either the doctor's office has defective measuring equipment, or we have defective mirrors.
The one that didn't have surgery is working harder.
Can you see what I'm wearing.....or not?
illykitty
RF's pet cat
I wish I could unsee it. :cover:
But you can....look again!
illykitty
RF's pet cat
Keep having a person calling our house, he has the WORSE sales pitch EVER.
"Hello, I am a little embarrassed, we've spoken before, when you were choosing your windows and doors with X company. I was actually made redundant a while ago and now doing independent..."
Well I've put the phone down to spare this man from further "embarrassment".
Some people...
"Hello, I am a little embarrassed, we've spoken before, when you were choosing your windows and doors with X company. I was actually made redundant a while ago and now doing independent..."
Well I've put the phone down to spare this man from further "embarrassment".
Some people...