The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Hours? I've lost track of the months!

 

[Wirey]

I just pulled a hair out of my nose that had to be as big around as a pencil lead. Ouch!

 

[Viker]

I'm preparing green beans. I know. Too much excitement here.

 

[ChristineES]

It's a brand of American-made motorcycles:

Hee hee. I thought maybe you were riding piggy back. (Just kidding). :angel2:

 

[Desert Snake]

I'm preparing green beans. I know. Too much excitement here.

How are you preparing them?

 

[ChristineES]

Dumb riddle time: Q: What's the best way to catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

 

[Wirey]

Dumb riddle time: Q: What's the best way to catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick!

 

[ChristineES]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? 'Ell if I know (Eliphino).

 

[Wirey]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? 'Ell if I know (Eliphino).

Just for you:

What's brown and smells like honey?

Winnie's poo!

 

[Viker]

How are you preparing them?

Stripping them and lathering them in lotion.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Reviltingest is so old, no cake in the world is big enough to hold the number on candles meeting his age hahaha

 

[Wirey]

I wonder how Superman shaves?

 

[illykitty]

Gosh time flies! It feels like it was yesterday I watched the 2014 new years fireworks and now it's going to be my birthday in a little over a month.

Hmm, which reminds me, I wonder what to do on my birthday, since my husband always takes me out... A nice restaurant, maybe? Movie, perhaps, if there's something good.

 

[Viker]

Baked potatoes or potato salad?

 

[Wu Wei]

I hate phone fraud.... I just got a call and what a jerk

 

[Alt Thinker]

Hee hee. I thought maybe you were riding piggy back. (Just kidding). :angel2:

Indian was a legendary early motorcycle. The type was revived a few years back by Harley Davidson.

One could ride a Hog but that would be a Harley not an Indian.

 

[Quagmire]

I wonder how Superman shaves?

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How Superman shaves - YouTube

 

[Revoltingest]

The '55 Indian Chief would be my ride of choice.
The old flat head can be upgraded with high performance
parts & a few tweaks for cruising on modern highways.

 

[Wu Wei]

There are days that some people should be really happy I know the law.....

 

[Wirey]

I caught a hot girl mining green gold at a red light last night. She looked pretty embarrassed.