The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

Sounds like you gots some Bible learn'n too.

I unfortunately had lots of it. The entirety of my middle school years was basically Bible learning. Two to three times a week of church Bible learning. So much Bible learning I wanted to be and was going to be a minister.
And then I had a high dose of better learning. It helped cure me of that awful affliction.

 

[Revoltingest]

I unfortunately had lots of it. The entirety of my middle school years was basically Bible learning. Two to three times a week of church Bible learning. So much Bible learning I wanted to be and was going to be a minister.
And then I had a high dose of better learning. It helped cure me of that awful affliction.

Congrats on dodging that bullet.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

the day when darkness is as strong as it will ever be and light starts returning.

Such a sad day, for my oldest and most bitter enemy, that dreadful and hateful sun, begins to wax in strength.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Congrats on dodging that bullet.

It was a close one. A few more years in church amd I would have been a youth pastor. It was basically a done a deal and lined up for me to take over when the youth pastor and his wife moved to Arkansas.
But at least now it's cool. I went from "ideal teenaged Christian" to an anti-Christ.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Revoltingest]

It was a close one. A few more years in church amd I would have been a youth pastor. It was basically a done a deal and lined up for me to take over when the youth pastor and his wife moved to Arkansas.
But at least now it's cool. I went from "ideal teenaged Christian" to an anti-Christ.

A youth pastor for Satan?
Indiana must be more progressive than I thought.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

A youth pastor for Satan?
Indiana must be more progressive than I thought.

A youth pastor for Christ.
I was such a lost, misguided degenerate teen in desperate need of a life line. Fortunately I was receptive to them, and was pulled out of that toxic sludge of a cult.

 

[Revoltingest]

A youth pastor for Christ.
I was such a lost, misguided degenerate teen in desperate need of a life line. Fortunately I was receptive to them, and was pulled out of that toxic sludge of a cult.

Wow....you were worse than I thought.
Congrats on your recovery.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Wow....you were worse than I thought.
Congrats on your recovery.

I'm like one of those "prime choice" recovered addicts a program selects to highlight recovered addict who went from sex acts behind a dumpster for a piece of crystal meth to being ultra straight edge.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm like one of those "prime choice" recovered addicts a program selects to highlight recovered addict who went from sex acts behind a dumpster for a piece of crystal meth to being ultra straight edge.

I still fish useful things out of dumpsters.
BTW, I once found a person inside one of mine.

 

[ChristineM]

I still fish useful things out of dumpsters.
BTW, I once found a person inside one of mine.

A whole one?

 

[Revoltingest]

A whole one?

Yes, he was complete, but not in the original box.
(He was looking for returnable bottles & cans.)

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I still fish useful things out of dumpsters.

As do I. It's how I got my first several vacuum cleaners.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

A whole one?

He did have a serial killer working for him....

 

[sun rise]

I've heard of the apple thing, but I never read the story.

Then you know the myth that an apple a day keeps God away, I take it.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The animal butchering thread has me feeling guilty about eating meat.