The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

I have a 4x4 toyota
dark gray
ninja tires

What are "ninja tires"....these?

 

[Thief]

Can you say "toy boat" ten times fast?

you must be easily amused

 

[ChristineM]

They put the "toy" in Toyota.
Those things are too small & light to haul much.

They haul up to what they are designed to haul, but tough enough to cope with idiots who overload them

 

[Thief]

What are "ninja tires"....these?

no.....

and you must be really bored

 

[ChristineM]

Can you say "toy boat" ten times fast?

I can honestly say it is one of the things i have never tried

 

[Revoltingest]

They haul up to what they are designed to haul, but tough enough to cope with idiots who overload them

Not this idiot.

 

[Thief]

Not this idiot.

so how DO you haul your haggis?

 

[Revoltingest]

no.....

and you must be really bored boring.

Fixed....ya PJ wear'n, teeth bare'n, apple spank'n,
crank yank'n, Bridgeport molester!

 

[Thief]

I have NEVER harmed a machine

 

[Revoltingest]

so how DO you haul your haggis?

One of these....

behind one of these....

 

[Stevicus]

you must be easily amused

I am.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

going to be a bad Mrs Wu day....basement time

 

[Revoltingest]

Revoltingest rhymes with fetid Scot

No more treats for you, Booboo!

 

[ChristineM]

Not this idiot.

Why do you consider yourself an idiot?

 

[Revoltingest]

Why do you consider yourself an idiot?

Overloading vehicles....been there...done that.

 

[ChristineM]

Overloading vehicles....been there...done that.

Ahh? Naughty, naughty

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I pronounce it without the e, its the English way. It seems sounding the e became a fad in the late during the Thatcher years. German friend's say the e should be pronounced "eh" so i am loath to admit it but Clarkson has a point

My (half) siblings grandfather was German, so it's always been Porsch-eh to me.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Tough motors those toyota trucks. But i think it sounded a bit rough

I can say I'm happy with mine. Scion Xd (Toyota Ist and Urban Cruiser everywhere else but here and Canada). Not my preferred style or color, but it's super easy to work on, the parts are generally cheap, it's still running great at 225,000 miles, and when I was in a wreck the car crunched very well and I barely felt the impact.

Seen the one where they crossed the English channel in a toyota truck they converted to a toyboata

I saw that. The first attempt was better, well way more funny anyways, because Hammond was serving tea while his van sunk, James had a serious "tortoise and the hare" thing going on, and Clarkson's Toyboata displayed a grand flair of quintessential British humor as it almost made it but capsized as he whipped it around to dock, lmao.

 

[Wu Wei]

Hannibal crossed the Alps...with Elephants..... and invaded Rome..